Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    The creators of apprehension want a word with you.

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    The One follower   over 3 years ago

    lol

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No pun today. 1st of May is a good day for a neologism.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    OK. I really like this. Lets do it for “refund” too: “Prefund”. Yay!

    Or how about “remark” or “rebuild”. Dang, there are a LOT of great ideas out there…

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    I know that I will regret drinking another beer but I’m going to drink it anyways.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    hopefully, Pig

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    Before Pig was born, was he pretarded?

    (F PC)

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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    Ironic. I finally got around to watching Minority Report tonight, though I read the book years ago.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 3 years ago

    Or you can become a narcissist like Rat so that you do not have any regrets afterward or beforehand.

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    Hey, he’s got my vote.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Leave the grets alone and they won’t become regrets.

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    saintian  over 3 years ago

    I believe it’s called a conscious.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    Uh…start thinking ahead before you act? ;D

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    tzid  over 3 years ago

    It’s called conscience and Someone else has already invented it.

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    gawkface  over 3 years ago

    the p is silent in hindsight

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    The Egrets may resent this intrusion into their Public Relations efforts!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    I pregret that I is going to procrastinate tomorrow too.

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    James Wolfenstein  over 3 years ago

    I always have pregrets… every single day while the browser is opening PBS, I feel the pregret. Why? Whyyyyy???? :D

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    Purple People Eater  over 3 years ago

    That kind of regret already exists and has a name. It’s called a “conscience”, and it tells you when the thing you’re about to do is wrong. Problem is that many people never pay attention to it.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    We all possess a sense of “pregret”…it’s called a “moral compass”

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    If only I knew then what I know now!!!

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    The best thing you can do is move forward.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    This is where " THINK before you do something" comes into play"! No royalties, PIG, for bad behavior….sorry!

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    Geophyzz  over 3 years ago

    The Catholic church called them indulgences.

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    QUALMS

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The closest Pig will get to “royalties” will be eating at Burger King &/or Dairy Queen!

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    SirKrunk  over 3 years ago

    100th like!

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    Shame vs. guilt.

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    garcoa  over 3 years ago

    Pregrets, I had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    It’s called “thinking”.

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    I’m not sure that’s how life works, but OK.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    I pregret to say your hopes are going to be dashed, Pig.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Trademark that one quick Pig. If Tyra Banks can trademark smeyes you can take this one.

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    The Waffles are my friends  over 3 years ago

    Pig, just drink some cactus juice, forget about your troubles, and worship the Friendly Mushroom Cloud.

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    CaveCat87  over 3 years ago

    Pregret? That can be easily taken out of context.

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    AtariDragon  over 3 years ago

    The Soviet Navy set out in hot pursuit, but the Pred October had already arrived in America.

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    I don’t have regrets. I gret once, and that’s it.

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    R Mark Hansen  over 3 years ago

    It’s called “worry”. I’ll take 10%…

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    Best misspelling in a tattoo, “No Regerts”.

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    Pig just preconceived an idea…

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You’re not allowed to regret anything you plan to regret in advance.

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    Lscool5791  over 3 years ago

    gotta love pearls

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    michael3114  over 3 years ago

    It used to be called a conscience, but Social Media killed that off.

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    Flower Girl  over 3 years ago

    A public relations fowl- a PR Egret.

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    Phydeux  over 3 years ago

    No pregerts.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Finally, Pig shows some initiative.

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    dialfred  over 3 years ago

    Cool word for a trained conscience

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If only the governor of Illinois would experience this…it’s called a conscience.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    Pigret. Of course.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  over 3 years ago

    I love, more than I can say, the ink blots that show increasingly on Pig’s face whenever he writes.

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    This IJChip Guys  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t that called a conscience?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Je ne regrette rien.

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    Mr. Snuffles  over 3 years ago

    I need this desperately

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  over 3 years ago

    Pig; it’s called angst. Sorry!

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Like voting……

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The idea is preposterous.

    https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2013/12/03

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Don’t get your hopes up, Pig. Someone has probably used it already….

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the time Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory invented a time between afternoon and evening: Prevening.

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    AndreasMartin  over 3 years ago

    I pregret there will be no pun today, but I shall prejoy tomorrow’s instead.

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    Jon Schutter  over 3 years ago

    They are actively trying to get this into the dictionary. EveryLittleThing podcast had this word as top three, but they eventually voted Nibling (a gender neutral word for niece or nephew) as favorite.

    Personally, I like pregret better!

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    Rokittman  over 3 years ago

    Genius!!

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    Squirrel Chaser  over 2 years ago

    A conscientious pessimist

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    alantain  11 months ago

    I call it foresight.

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