Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2021

How about Raisin Bran? It’s known for making things regular.

I heard that the ACLU is coming down on Rat for refusing to hire a Froot Loop.

I hear there’s going to be several House workers looking for new jobs come Nov. 2022. The only problem is they don’t listen and make more messes.

At least he’s not a cereal killer…

He could be a serial racist- hate a different group a day.

This is so totally branless!

Is that flake’s first name Jeff?

Corny joke today!

Sounds corny.

Concealing the Kellogg’s logo like they did on The Beverly Hillbillies.

Hire the gator. He’s looking for something new now that zeeba neighba doesn’t want to be lunch.

Did Not see that coming…either one ROFL

It’s so hard to find good comic strip writers.

Rat how much loafing time do you need ? Do the chores yourself ;-)

You know that someone bet him he could not make a joke out of the term “serial racist.”

That’s a bit flaky.

Rat is stereotyping….. Frosted Flakes are great!

I hope Stephan got some cash for the product placement.

Better than a cereal killer.

Don’t hire Count Chocula

Probably racist cereal, I wouldn’t hire it either.

And maybe because it doesn’t have hands.

My boss is a flake!

I like Count Drackleela cocoa puffs…

Corn Flakes is the only cereal I eat nowadays

Sorry Flake. You wouldn’t last past breakfast.

The corniest flakes anybody makes, its Kellogg!

Cheerio, dude!

https://my.evilmilk.com/p/1/~/14n-1~v9xt_s.jpg

A corn flake on the floor just might get swept up in the process. He’s just a flake…..

At least he can’t critizise special K—oh wait, I heard he just got arrested for 10 years for doing so. Same with Steph the next day.

“I don’t do laundry. I don’t do windows. I don’t do carpets. I don’t do bathtubs. I don’t do toilets. And I don’t do diapers.” “My children have been potty-trained for some time.” “Mmm. Well, I don’t do washing. I don’t do basements. I don’t do dinners. I don’t do reading.” (Guess the movie.)

So, now Rat is indulging in the same puns, over which he had previously whomped Pastis

The cereal flake talking is surreal.

Pastis on the current state of our labor economy.

Now that Flake is frosted. Let’s milk this for all it’s worth.

Wish I was a Kellogg’s Cornflake

Floatin’ in my bowl, takin’ movies

Relaxin’ awhile

Livin’ in style

Talkin’ to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee

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Punky’s Dilemma – Song by Simon & Garfunkel

The rallying cry of just about everyone these days.

He’s no racist. Oat flakes, corn flakes, bran flakes, wheat flakes, barley flakes…he treats them all the same.

“OK, we’ll give you a chance to prove yourself. Here’s a broom. Oh, sorry, I forgot it’s about 1,000 times your body weight. I guess you won’t be able to do the job. Thanks for coming and we’ll keep your résumé on file.”

Somebody really dependable that would put up with Rat? How about that Unicorn or Sasquatch?

Do you have ANY idea of how long it took to get that Cars for Kids song out of my mind after reading your comic strip???? (Brilliant, as usual!)

Shouldn’t it be “cerealist”?

i guess he is to small and what is he going to do anyway

Hate to sound harsh, but any Fallen Flake gets immediately eaten. (Hey, it’s not cannibalism—it’s a cereal flake!)

Well after Kellogg’s latest “woke” cereal – I’m thinking the protest edition cereal is next.

If I eat cornflakes am I a serial cereal killer?