Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2022

I’m screwed! Offending people is one of the few things I enjoy.

To all the whiners out there who think that being called a name is the worst thing in the world, repeat after me:

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.”

Go ahead. Give it a try.

This is actually funnier than Garfield today

And the three guys made bacon out of him.

The bullies that wish to be free to offend now mock the very concept of offense. Callous disregard for the feelings of others has become quite fashionable in recent years. Is it now not possible to be justifiably offended?

I’m offended by this era.

Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men…

I’m still flabbergasted at Jim Jordan’s comment that, and I’m paraphrasing here, we have a “God-given right” to own guns.

I’m offended you’re offended Goat!

Sigh Everyone is offended and oppressed by everything. It’s the current fashion, and it’s the best, indeed the only anymore, way to get sympathy and attention. A person without a load of grievance almost doesn’t exist. So MY grievance is more grievous and offensive than your grievance, and everyone walks on eggshells. It’s exhausting and far too often much too fatuous.

Just treat other people the same way you would like to be treated.

Guest starring today on Frazz – Pig, Rat, and Stephan:

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2022/06/12

Wise as it is to learn not to be offended by mere words it is far better to simply be kind.

Those idiots carrying Pig off t9 console him have it all wrong.

We offend others without even trying because they have a different opinion and that is our God given right.

It’s just not considered polite which in itself is the admirable goal.

I have Frazz just before this in my line-up! My mind skipped for a beat – “Two Pearls this Sunday?” I might have to start drinking coffee.

Sensitivity has destroyed the whole world of entertainment.

Can we have a little balance? Both acknowledge that some people are too thin-skinned AND not wish to offend people?

YES, some people are too easily offended. There are also a whole lot of people who THRIVE on giving offense, and think it’s impressive and daring to behave like an @$$hole.

This last generation is a bunch of wusses and whiners! Pathetic

Protest if I don’t agree with someone else’s opinion!

They would never make it through boot camp…not that they would EVER join up…gasp!

The Chicago Cubs have to lose this year’s world series, just so we can get off this Bizarro World, and get back to sanity.

The foolish man show his annoyance at one.

The reality that inspires this satire makes me sad.

I want to be carried around =)

I offended myself by being offended, but then got confused and forgot about it.

I was offended that a bunch of people broke into the heart of American democracy to threaten the peaceful transfer of power, but THEY were all offended that someone told them their guy lost an election, so doesn’t it all balance out in the end?

Quick go to your safe space@Smithfield Inc

We live in a country where some people get offended because a store clerk said “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”

I am offended by people being offended by what I say. All these PC “woke” people should be banned from everything. Everyone who tries to cancel people deserves to be canceled. I should be allowed to say anything I want, but no one else should be allowed to say what they think if they disagree with it. Cancel culture is terrible, and we should get together and boycott everyone and everything that supports it.

Then I can safely go back to being the terrible, terrible person I was when America was great.

Do you really want to see a little bit of what’s fomenting all of this nonsense? If so, check out this “helpful” Learning Media promoted by PBS for high school students: Microassaults, Microinsults, and Microinvalidations https://www.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/cb19-ss-types.microaggressions/microassult-microinsults-and-microinvalidation/

Everybody has to be a victim sometime, and then demand support and justice. Instead of spending limited time and resources, and taxpayer money, on science, (actual) history, and the 3-Rs, this is what’s being pushed in schools. Small wonder that the horrid Republicans get elected. I’d be blind angry if my kid came home from school spouting this codswallop.

Remember—you have to choose to be offended. Like @Basilbruce said—sticks and stones etc. It’s only when you pick up the offence that it becomes one.

I’m offended by the offended…

Goat shouldn’t have been so specific.

I’m offended that Goat is offended.

People who feel powerless lack meaning in their loves. It’s when they seek meaning by attaining power, or even being encouraged to do so is when we have problems. All the riots we’ve been having since 2020 and other disruptions of our fragile peace have shown that. And no instigators from any side have accepted responsibility for what they’ve wrought.

To all people who think like this, I don’t care. I have an opinion and a right to share it. If you don’t like it, then that’s your opinion and you have a right to share it. No need for childish name calling. It’s called freedom of speech.

We are doomed….

Well, at least Pig is appreciated now, but as for Goat? I think he might end up being the opposite of appreciated for saying that he’s offended by this strip.

I’m offended by the offended!

I’m offended that you’re offended…

As for me, I immediately sent this to my brothers (way past 70) who, like me, lived most our lives without this bull.

I am offended that my bigoty offends you = Republican logic.

I am offended that my path isn’t paved with rainbows & pillows!!!

I’m offended by the people who are always on the look-out for something to be offended at.

i’m offended by your being offended.

Once in ahwile I wonder if Pastis is angling to pick up the “I’ve been cancelled” big bucks grift money like other right wingers who have followed the same well-worn path. Which makes me wonder if Pastis will be the next “Dilbert Guy” in about 5-6 years.

I’m offended by the lack of Lil Guard Duck

Truth!

I’m with Goat.

Opus in Bloom County had a word for it…“offensesensitivity.”

I love it when Judge Judy recites sticks and stones to someone who assaulted another. Buh-bye to them!

I’ve been insulted and ridiculed. I’ve never been offended. Offence is a choice. If they are right, make a change. If they are wrong or stupid ignore it.

Pastis repeats this theme a lot. It really makes me wonder how he talks to people and how they respond to what he says.

As I, off with Steve"s head!

usually it’s rat that’s offended by pastis

It’s too bad that society spends so much time and energy on either being offended or getting upset at the offended. If only we could put that much time and energy into actual, historic, entrenched problems like racism, sexism, income inequality, criminal justice inequities, gun violence, environmental issues…

I thought the whole point of this comic was to offend people.

Names will never hurt me? You’ve never been beat with a phone book, have you?

I’m offended by intrusive advertising. Nobody will stop it.

Yup. The self-determined “offended” immediately go on the offensive these days.. Be careful out there!

LOL great ending!

hahahhahaa smh

Dialogue from an old Broadway Musical—THE FIVE O’ CLOCK GIRL

HOT TEMPERED SOUTHERNER:“What do you t ake me for,an imbecile?”

HERO:“Why,of course not!”(Points to audience)

But what’s my opinion against so many hundreds of others?"

I just offended myself! Now what?

That’s Porcine-American to you, pal!

i’m offended that goat’s legs grew three longer

Professional offendees should be consigned to another universe where it is standard practice to live in three feet of crap a d be yelled at and abused continuously.I have had it completely with the offendees, whiners, cancel culturists and assorted similar idiots who are trying to forcibly change the world to their 100% liking and shouting down and abusing anyone who doesn’t completely agree with them as they try to erase and/or rewrite historical fact.I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT THAN POLITICALLY CORRECT