I got a sweater, it wasn’t ugly, but it kept picking up static electricity. So I decided to return it to the store. They gave me a new one, free of charge.
Good Morning Steph, that is very funny but sadly this is true for millions of people in the world today thanks to idiots like Putin, our only hope is that some very brave person will gladly give him what he deserves!!!!
And sadly someone made ugly sweatewrs the in thing to wear at Christmas time. WHY!!!!!! There’s a reason they are buried in drawers the rest of the year (and used to be gotten rid of so they were never worn at Christmas, though now most of us seem too embarassed to donate them least we be caught with something so ugly as to be labeled because of it).
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
I know Goat tries to be positive but I didn’t expect him to be this hokey.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
Maybe he can get store credit for it, or “karma.”
MichaelAxelFleming about 2 years ago
Someone should regift Rat’s present.
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Sorry Rat. EPA has declared your life toxic.
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
I find it hard to believe that anybody has ever given Rat a gift.
markyakes Premium Member about 2 years ago
Once again, on behalf of the Campaign for the Return of Guard Duck and Mr Snuffles (GRGDMS) I call for your support and positive action.
einarbt about 2 years ago
Explains a lot about Rat then.
Imagine about 2 years ago
In German the word for poison is “Gift”.
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Sorry, Rat. You have to play the hand you’re dealt in life.
Bilan about 2 years ago
And just like that, the present is gone in a snap of a finger. It’s no wonder we can’t enjoy it.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Good advice, Goat!
Doug K about 2 years ago
Rat’s “present” explains why he’s so “pleasant”.
franki_g about 2 years ago
Save it for the Christmas party, Rat!Even an ugly sweater has it’s moments.
P51Strega about 2 years ago
The present is the current which is why it’s so shocking.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oh no…. That’s actually could explain a lot.
SusieB about 2 years ago
Describes my life perfectly
jel354 about 2 years ago
Rat is always itching for a fight.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago
I got a sweater, it wasn’t ugly, but it kept picking up static electricity. So I decided to return it to the store. They gave me a new one, free of charge.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”
-Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
I don’t like sweaters very much. They’re kinda itchy.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Stop hanging out with Rat, Goat
Kaputnik about 2 years ago
Look for the positive. Ugly sweaters still make good cat beds.
uniquename about 2 years ago
Ugly sweaters were all the rage a short time ago.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Rats rational thoughts knows no bounds!
jimchronister2016 about 2 years ago
Good Morning Steph, that is very funny but sadly this is true for millions of people in the world today thanks to idiots like Putin, our only hope is that some very brave person will gladly give him what he deserves!!!!
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
There should be a story arc explaining how Rat became the cynical jerk that he is today.
Cerabooge about 2 years ago
It’s not often that I literally laugh out loud at a strip. Nailed it.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied about 2 years ago
I luv Rat.
mwksix about 2 years ago
But Rat always wins on “Ugly Sweater Day”…
splax about 2 years ago
i think they swapped gifts about 20 years ago
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
Continuum or series of discrete infinitesimals?
knight1192a about 2 years ago
And sadly someone made ugly sweatewrs the in thing to wear at Christmas time. WHY!!!!!! There’s a reason they are buried in drawers the rest of the year (and used to be gotten rid of so they were never worn at Christmas, though now most of us seem too embarassed to donate them least we be caught with something so ugly as to be labeled because of it).
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Don’t you just love our multiple meanings of English words?
Buoy about 2 years ago
My life is like an ugly christmas sweater. It’s pathetic and itchy, but it gives people a good laugh.
PPMKS about 2 years ago
“The past is history; the future is a mystery. Today is a gift of God. That’s why it’s called the ‘present’. Credit Eleanor Roosevelt.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
The whole world is a gift horse for Rat to look down the mouth of
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
What did you expect from Rat, Goat? Are you really so blindly optimistic?!
Darryl Heine about 2 years ago
And it’s not Christmas yet!