Pickles by Brian Crane for June 04, 2023

We don’t care if you’re so sorry, that’s just a way of saying let me get away with my bad behavior

Are you making an earnest effort to be competent?

Earl you’ve learned the hard way what Instagram is.

“ʜᴜʙʙᴀ ʜᴜʙʙᴀ”

more like CHUBBY BUBBY

Sorry, pal, but you’re mistaking Earl for his brother Leon.

Thanks heavens he had the towel on!

I bet Opal wouldn’t have been so forgiving if Earl had done that to her!

Instant Fame until it’s replaced by somebody else.

She didn’t do it on purpose my eye.

Accident, my foot.

good thing you had a towel Earl, you would’ve been banned from Instagram for indecency without even knowing what Instagram is!

Aaahhh, yes. INSTAGRAM. Another social media platform where participants can exhibit extreme stupidity and total lack of meaningful communication!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elder people and new technology, not always the easy match.

Heck, I don’t even want a Smart Phone. Think all that scrolling people have to do would drive me nuts.

Now you are an Influencer Earl!

Is it really that easy to accidentally do both of those things?

Given the difficulty in using any new app (or two) it is hard to see this as an accident. I suspect she might have practiced… On the other hand, I’m grateful she waited until he had a towel on.

Accidentally…riiight, she’s bragging!

I think he found out what an Instagram is.

Oops!

Earl’s pickle almost went viral

There goes Earl’s day. Fame awaits.

LMAO

Born in the 20th century….trying to live in the 21th…..

Lets see here. Onlyfans.com…. Earl Pickle….. OHHHH NOO!!! What have I DONE!!!!! BLEACH BLEACH BLEACH!!!!!

Next stop is Tinder60+

Tech companies sell “smart” tech none of which is compatible, then shutting down the servers, then selling you new “smart” tech, which still isn’t compatible with anything, then shutting down the servers, repeat. I’ll stick with my openSUSE Leap 15.3 desktop and programmable non-IoT tech.

The long forgotten beginnings of revenge porn once again explained to a new generation.

Now Earls an Instagram thirst-trap.

why would anyone follow Opal?

Earls a celebrity now! Sort of….

At least he wore a towel!

Honestly Earl, the wife just wants to show everyone what ’a real man ’ looks like.

Luck for us he had a towel

I was thinking, Panel one, I don’t want to see that!

Earl goes viral.

Popular cheese cake photo. . . .

I know this is a comic, but still, seeing a nearly naked Earl is a horrible view.

Just 80, all I can say is: youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk

Wow – he’s FAMOUS…… for all the WRONG reasons..!!!! – LOL

I don’t understand how you can "accidentally " post to instagram. There’s like 10 steps to take a pic, scroll through apps, find the pic, open insta-gram, attach photo and hit send. Doesn’t happen by your thumb accidentally brushing against the screen.

Just like in tv shows where someone takes a picture and immediately sends it to a friend or website. It’s a fake!

Can’t post on instagram unless a member. Why is Opal a member of instagram, and more importantly why hasn’t she told Earl? Opal had to do all the complicated procedures to join instagram. She’s really keeping Earl out of the loop, why?…

Funny but who says hubba hubba anymore?

Megan! It’s the “My belly” guy!

And yet if she’d tried to do that on purpose, it wouldn’t have worked.

NOTHING will ever match my 70 y/o husband putting his phone into the microwave for 30 seconds, to try to dry it off because he dropped it in the pool.

Not to mention it was a newer, water resistant phone, which he had dropped in salt water not two weeks earlier, and it had been fine.

(Very lucky he didn’t blow up the microwave oven, or the house. You could hear the circuits frying after he took it out.)

Who remembers the old Z80 days using BASIC and NewDos 80, assembly language, dis-assemblers, peeks and pokes etcetera?

Who says “Hubba hubba” anyways? You’ve got some serious problems, Earl!

Some years ago I got a text that claimed to have hacked my cell phone camera and took embarrassing pictures of me while it was on the bathroom counter. They wanted money or they would publish it for men to enjoy.

I texted back “Go ahead make me famous!” Heh heh!!

I’m not famous.

Luck he’s wearing the towel.