Pickles by Brian Crane for October 04, 2023

Good way to get hemorrhoids.

Uh, no.

I got a new crossword puzzle book in the mail today, I thought it be a full size book BUT it came a little paperback book. I’m left handed and I find them difficult

I’m in the bathroom right now. I should probably get up before I get a hemorrhoid… especially since it’s almost 2 AM…

OK Earl, one sausage sandwich comin’ right up!!!

Not very appetizing Earl!

And don’t forget to FLUSH!!!

I don’t think they deliver to your neighborhood Earl.

Food for thought, Earl? I would look for a better place to eat, though…

What does he want for lunch? Fudge and lemonade?

Austin Powers-“tastes kinda nutty”

Did he remember to take a pen or pencil?

“I’ll bring you anything you want for lunch, as long as it can slide under the door.”

An order I don’t think even those food delivery services would deliver…

NO!

Ew!

Everyone assumes he is on the stool as opposed to taking a long warm bath.

Nope……. sorry……. get your OWN lunch

Hate to say it but I always take one or two with me.

Just NO. My mother taught to never, ever take food into the bathroom for sanitary and health reasons.

No, Earl. If you want to eat, come out.

Funny

I think NOT!

But if you really wanna invade a 70 year old man’s privacy to go check on him, then you must wanna be a nurse.

Really strange location of the bathroom. I’d hate to use that bathroom while people are sitting on the couch right next to it:)

You don’t eat where you S……….,

That is gross!!!

Eww can only hope not!

Deli meat slid under the door?

Even a Recorder which both my sons played in elementary school got annoying.

Eating while sitting on the toilet? Nasty.

Two-letter word for “not going to happen”

What a coincidence. I love coincidences like this!

https://www.gocomics.Com/frazz

Good old Earl always pushing the envelope

Passing through.

If they do, they’ll be reinforcing his King in His Castle false beliefs.

he’s gonna need some help getting up if he’s in there much longer

Well, At least …….We know that Earl is still awake ….. :)

“…and bring the thesaurus while you’re at it.”

When I first married my wife, many, many years ago, I would call my wife from work and she would be in the bathroom playing the guitar. Yes, we had a landline in the bathroom. You want normal, we’re not it.

Why do men do that?

That must be tough one.

I wonder if he’s actually doing what we all assume he’s doing in there, or is he just using the bathroom as a private place to do his crossword and eat his lunch? Maybe he doesn’t have a den?

A coworker used to take his coffee to the toilet stall with him. Eww!

My Pop, when we were young, called the bathroom his office and he always took the daily paper in there. We’d let a little time pass before using it after he came out from there.

No. Feel free to do the crossword puzzle while you eat lunch at the table.