Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 11, 2025

A conphabullation!

I use to think I was ambiguous too, turns out I was just wishy-washy.

Making up words is not unique to Pluggers.

How very contubrious.

When you can’t do it …. Fake it ;-)

Some of us Pluggers may remember Norm Crosby, stand up comic who appeared often on The Ed Sullivan Show. “Best known for intentionally using malapropisms in his stand-up routines.” Imdb

Better than just staring blankly

at least he is not abi-normal but then again maybe he is abi-normal

Ambidiguous means you can understand both sides of an argument. Can you dig it?

ambidextrous

I’m lexdysic.

Pluggers are masters at wingering it.

Is he subriguous behind the ears?

I’m ambidextrous. I’m about equally clumsy with one hand as the other.

I’m ambinormal. Well, at least my brain is…

Well, that’s how we get new words.

If you can say your made-up words with enough confidence and conviction, they’ll believe you.

I used to think I was until I realized that my left is dominant over the right in many activities. I am ambisinistral.

Perfectly cromulent.

Nothing wrong with making up words. We need a past-tense of “shaved”, I propose “shōved”, with a long o.

So, Mrs. Malaprop (cf. Richard Brinsley Sheridan) was a plugger?