Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 18, 2021

Well, light a fire under it…..

That’s urning with a “b”.

You’ll probably be taxed on a pay as you urn basis.

when the cremation is done mort really hauls ash…

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Canned customers…

Start using BBQ sauce instead of embalming fluid. Do I smell mesquite or did someone leave the lid off Grandpa again?

Ashes to Cashes!

I wonder how long they were polishing that pun?

A man with burning ambitions…

Wonder if that’s a ‘mypillow’?

should be smokin !

He’s had that idea on the back burner for quite a while…

Reminds me of an ancient feghoot: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/6rr6te/once_there_was_a_young_man_called_benny_who/

I’ve seen the embalming process, I’m going with cremation.

Don’t forget to buy an XXXL crematorium. The kind with built-in greasy fire extinguishing systems.

…rim shot…

Be careful, Mort, that you don’t make an ash out of yourself!

Ouch!

I hear there are composting options

After I’m cremated, I’ll be put into an urn upon which will be engraved “Kiss my ash”…

I wonder if Beauty Rest makes casket mattresses???

No expensive urns for me. My cremains will stay in the box that funeral homes provide, and then my ashes will be mixed with my husband’s ashes, and they’ll be spread somewhere.

Since they are both birds, I thought this would be like Mrs. Capp’s cooking.

Urning potential … get it?

Once I’m gone, I’ll be too dead to care what they do with my remains.

Is this an example of dry humor? Asking for a friend.

Rimshot.

I like this strip, this is where all the good puns hang out.

If only Pastis was this good….

How do you guys come up with these day after day.

Box, can, or bag?

“Dust in the Wind…”

We Bake Our Own Dead.

Is that how you urn your living?

Dang it, Shoe… this comic sent me right to YouTube for a compilation of Just For Laughs funeral pranks!