Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 10, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    A likely story.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    It’s good to, like, like your work…

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    TStyle78  over 4 years ago

    I think he will do well when talking to teenage valley girls.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hopefully it’s not, like, a career in verbal communication.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    How many ‘likes’ does it take to get to the center of a TootsiePop?

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    He can “pursue” it all he wants; it doesn’t mean he’s going to get it.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Cute. But as long as the communication isn’t real-time, he can have time to think it out, write it down, etc. Though I see that as being a shrinking field.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    Well, like I think you’re like right about that like for sure!!

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s as bad as someone STARTING a sentence with “I mean…..”

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    So, how many of those graduated with useless degrees?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh No, You Di’int!

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    Otto Knowbetter  over 4 years ago

    Sounds about right. I remember a time you could read a newspaper or magazine all the way through and not find one spelling or grammar error. Now, I see such errors nearly every day in articles on major news sites.

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    andrew5  over 4 years ago

    Nice, but 25 years too late ;-)

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    cherns Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Almost a companion piece for the current retro Doonesbury run…

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    Ned Snipes  over 4 years ago

    Good start!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    I see it’s something you really LIKE!

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    khmo  over 4 years ago

    “you know” and add a smidgeon of upspeak. Anyone else heard the horrible voices and syntax on NPR these days? Ditto for BBC. Iguess NNC English is gone forever.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Sadly, the airwaves are flooded with radio journalists who speak this way. Many of NPR’s program hosts are the worst offenders.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Actually…

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    run2slowhotmail  over 4 years ago

    Using like as illustrated drives me INSANE!! And the other repetitions listed in the previous comments will make me turn off a video or interviews of people saying these things. Can’t stand it.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Like……did you learn English?

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I graduated college in 1970 with a degree in engineering. Some of my contemporaries graduated with degrees in political science. They wondered why they had tougher times finding jobs than we engineers did.

    Also this was during the Vietnam conflict. Many of them were looking for draft deferred jobs. Many of us engineers (including myself) had draft exempt jobs – we were already commissioned into the Air Force.

    The Air Force kind of has a “thing” for electrical engineers. The Army likes civil engineers and the Navy nuclear engineers. The Marines, on the other hand, just want people who like to fight – I’m glad that there are people willing to do that!

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    russef  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, like good luck with that.

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    Flossie Mud Duck  over 4 years ago

    “Like” is out; “so” is in.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    I will give him a like.

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    He forgot the “initial so”.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Ax ya a question?

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    coffeemom88  over 4 years ago

    Heh, heh. . . maybe, like, in uh television anchoring . . . or something . . . heh

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    jimbong Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Does it drive anyone else crazy to hear professional communicators talk like:“Yeah .. no … I mean, like … I have … whacha call it? … a talent for expressing … y’know … ideas and things.”

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    smoore47  over 4 years ago

    It is what it is.

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    LeeGP  over 4 years ago

    What are the odds he was the class valedictorian?

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ironically, I have to “like” this post. What makes me crazy, besides the very poor writing, is the mispronunciation of words with consonant blends. It’s moun-tain, people, NOT mount-ain. It isn’t even easy to say; you lose the second consonant.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Kind of.

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    Pickled Pete  over 4 years ago

    From yesterday’s Phil Hands:

    I,like, like people who have a large vocabulary of ‘like’, like, you know, how they like, use like over and over, so that, like, you will remember them..

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    suv2000  over 4 years ago

    CNN may be hiring

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    Charlie Tuba  over 4 years ago

    You could be President Trump’s Press Secretary!

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    This would be funny if it weren’t so true. Teaching college chemistry, I was shocked at the lack of communication and writing skills the incoming freshmen had. Many could not read or write above a third grade level, and I am being generous here.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A niece is a English professor – she and many in the field now call it “evolving language”. Translation: it takes too much time and effort to bring the young idiots up to speed.

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    colcam  over 4 years ago

    I was going to write a comment, but was waffling between calling my story being about an interview that took place two, or perhaps three years ago, so I asked someone who was in that project— and was informed the guy and the interview I mentioned “episode” was in 2015, and she remembers it vividly. The new grad showed up dressed in shorts, sandals, and a crumpled, un-tucked, and only partially buttoned shirt, walked over to my desk without checking in, grabbed a couple of books out of one chair, dropped them on the desk, sat down, and propped his feet up in the other chair, and his first words were something like “Hey. I need XXXXXX dollars a year, and if we aren’t talking that or more I don’t need to be here.” I thanked him for having come in, and apologized because we did not have a position that fit his minimum requirements. He snorted, got up, and walked out, but he had never even said what his name was, and I was actually very glad to see him go. The person I asked knew him in college, and still knows his family. He still lives at home, five years later, and his father is angry that “for what he paid for his education the kid should have gotten big job offers.” He thinks it is prejudice because his family is not up the social ladder enough.

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    ScottHolman  over 4 years ago

    They must be in, like, california.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    Before Gannet fired everybody at what was the local paper, some of the younger writers regularly made grammatical mistakes in their writing. Stuff that should’ve been drilled into them in grade school.

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    guitarpicker56  over 4 years ago

    You’ll get like, a long way from a permanent, like, job.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    On Youtube, maybe.

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    BWR  over 4 years ago

    He sounds like a certain member of the US House, from New York.

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    ferddo  over 4 years ago

    Must be coming to one of our local TV station news teams – they like to hire ones who cannot speak clearly or recite off a teleprompter.

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel did a very funny skit about five years ago about a real news story that a certain percentage of college graduate’s parents are going out on job interviews with them. The graduate stayed in the back playing on his phone and the parents did the interview certain that their “child” had the job. The interviewer kept asking them why they expected the applicant to get the job and they ignored the questions, giving a list of requirements, like a nap once a day or some such. Their final move was to hand the employer the kid’s Epi-pen as they left. Unfortunately you can’t find it on YouTube anymore. Maybe it offended someone!

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    cletus1914  over 4 years ago

    So I says to the guy, I says…

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    cwg  over 4 years ago

    Majoring in CNN.

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