Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 29, 2022

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    I’ll bet that was a lotta fun.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    How far up the trunk that gotta go?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t ask about the thermometer.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    Turn to the left and cough….

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    brick10  almost 2 years ago

    WOW! OW!

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    I got the easy job. I see where you’re on the schedule to give a rectal exam to the porcupines.

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    Zeno2099  almost 2 years ago

    Heh. That’s funny. :)

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know about elephants, but every time I have to have a covid test it makes me sneeze violently and repeatedly. Elephants…

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    Nuliajuk  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t know if elephants can get it, but a snow leopard in one zoo died of Covid. :(

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    JudyAz  almost 2 years ago

    Must’ve had a lot of junk in the trunk.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Worried about loooooong COVID.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    LOVE IT! ❤️

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh you think that’s bad, that’s a male elephant, just wait until you have to give him a prostate exam.

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    bobbyferrel  almost 2 years ago

    He could probably sneeze that dart through a bank vault door.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Now I’ve seen ivorything.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 2 years ago

    Have a great joke about how elephant trainers get elephants to slowly swing their heads from side to side. Unfortunately it is too long to post here.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 2 years ago

    I had to spend 45 days in the hospital during a major surge, so I’ve had probably close to 100 Trump Plague tests; I’m pretty sure that’s the standard swab they use on humans around here. Felt like it, anyway.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    wait til you try to put the mask on the elephant. if you think humans objected………

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    Good thing it wasn’t rectal…

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    RadioDial Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Wait until time to do the giraffe.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The good news: We now have enough wax to make a dozen candles!

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    bmeaton Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Okay…that one’s funny!

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    Next week: elephant colonoscopy!

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    And yet, she still lives to tell the tale…..

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    He already should have had his dump truck full of vaccine, and his moving van of booster.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 2 years ago

    Wait until he needs a prostate exam.

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    aussie399 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ouch. Especially if she has parkinson’s

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