Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 29, 2022

I’ll bet that was a lotta fun.

How far up the trunk that gotta go?

Don’t ask about the thermometer.

Turn to the left and cough….

WOW! OW!

I got the easy job. I see where you’re on the schedule to give a rectal exam to the porcupines.

Heh. That’s funny. :)

I don’t know about elephants, but every time I have to have a covid test it makes me sneeze violently and repeatedly. Elephants…

Don’t know if elephants can get it, but a snow leopard in one zoo died of Covid. :(

Must’ve had a lot of junk in the trunk.

Worried about loooooong COVID.

LOVE IT! ❤️

Oh you think that’s bad, that’s a male elephant, just wait until you have to give him a prostate exam.

He could probably sneeze that dart through a bank vault door.

Now I’ve seen ivorything.

Have a great joke about how elephant trainers get elephants to slowly swing their heads from side to side. Unfortunately it is too long to post here.

I had to spend 45 days in the hospital during a major surge, so I’ve had probably close to 100 Trump Plague tests; I’m pretty sure that’s the standard swab they use on humans around here. Felt like it, anyway.

wait til you try to put the mask on the elephant. if you think humans objected………

Good thing it wasn’t rectal…

Wait until time to do the giraffe.

The good news: We now have enough wax to make a dozen candles!

Okay…that one’s funny!

Next week: elephant colonoscopy!

And yet, she still lives to tell the tale…..

He already should have had his dump truck full of vaccine, and his moving van of booster.

Wait until he needs a prostate exam.

Ouch. Especially if she has parkinson’s