That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 24, 2024

/// Max is getting Unwelcome Attention

from his daughter-in-law, not to mention

the attractive young maid,

and he’s feeling dismayed

that they think they’ll be getting a pension.

/// His son’s income is not very high,

and their household can barely get by.

But they know Max has cash

and that some of his stash

they can get him to freely supply.

Portrait of a man with a winning lottery ticket.

Tony overdid it with the Axe spray.

“It’s either have a great time and get killed by my wife later OR walk away.”

I know there’s a word for this, I hope there’s an ointment too.

Edward takes advantage of a BOGO sale at the neighborhood brothel.

Man wondering how many days it will take for them to disrobe….

What a dog!

There seems to be a little doubt /

That Calzada is really a Kraut !/

those Spanish are clannish:/

that’s “von” needs to vanish/

before anybody finds out …

Typo! “That von” – not “that’s von”. The iPhone has already wiped me 3 times!

… she spoke with the roommate and the roommate’s into the ménage too. (Seinfeld, The Switch)

“The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.” Rita Rudner

The concept art for Three’s Company was pretty different from the final product.

Any fool can tell at a glance/

That the victim has not got a chance:/

He’s not merely encumbered-/

He’s also outnumbered-/

But it’s commerce: it isn’t romance !

Looks like the greyhound left him a gift on the floor.

Pictured: Leporello boasted in ‘The Catalog Aria’ regarding Don Giovanni: “But in Spain … Milly and Tresa!”

Wait until the girls find out the coupon has expired.

Millie and Annie had a unique way to make their used car lot success

The trials of a Ben Franklin impersonator.

John really was quite the dullard. He couldn’t remember if he preferred blondes or brunettes, and it never occurred to him that he could take both.

The girls were thrilled that he got the prescription for the little blue pill. But the pharmacy wasn’t open till 9 in the morning.

“Three B!tches in Heat.”

Is the perspective odd in this picture or are my image receptors on the blink again?

Somebody just got his pension cheque!

What’s that in front of the dog? It’s not poop. It looks like fortune cookies.

Eddie immediately regretted bragging that he was working security at the sold-out Taylor Swift concert.

Is it BOGO night?

“Lighten up, Francis!”

With a DOG in the room? Beyond kinky…..

The coupon was the deluxe treatment: A much-needed hot shower and soaking time in the hot tub for all 4.

Unwelcome attention: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Whippets in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckgo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Calzada, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3380 (September 24, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the sparse info I found about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only work by him used here.

Where’s the original poem?

Few know that rodeo began as a whippet riding contest.

/// He is plain and his manner is mild,

yet he makes all the ladies go wild.

They can’t leave him alone;

his unique pheromone

is a curse which makes him feel defiled.

This has a very comic/cartoon feel to it to me, which prompted me to look up when the first comic was made. I don’t know how accurate this is, but a brief look came up with this…

The Glasgow Looking Glass, published in 1826, was arguably the first comic magazine. A satirical publication, later known as The Northern Looking Glass, it lampooned the fashions and politics of the times.

Brothel tokens are a thing. My wife bought me one when she was in Virginia City for a workshop. She got rooked, though – the brothel was out of business.

What’s that on the floor? Is the bird teasing the dog? Did it just knock it down next to the dog?