The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 30, 2022

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    Kymberleigh  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the time Johnny Carson and Jack Webb did that Dragnet parody “The Copper Clapper Caper”.

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    It’s poetic justice.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    i guess he prosed a threat to Lisa!

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    What the “L” is going on?

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    Aussie65  over 2 years ago

    I thought the offence might have been tongue twisting

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Paula’s Pancake House puts prunes in the batter. Patron’s pride themselves in piling up prodigious portions…oh my, stand aside, the parade to the exit is proceeding.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    Lester’s lawyer Larry will likely litigate a light sentence.

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    And then he left a similar load in the “road” behind her house… litteralley.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    “L’s a poppin”!

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    That’s a lotta lies, lawyer, Lyle.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Give that Lawyer a Lisp!

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    joegeethree  over 2 years ago

    Looks like a lot of lawyerly legalese.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Fortunately it’s only one count – it’s just a litteration.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    But it wasn’t letterhead, it was lasagna

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    aliteration

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If you take the plea bargain, you can avoid capital PUN-ishment.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Larceny, Lester

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The “L” you say!

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Another good one, Scott. Keep ’em coming.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love a good pun.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    “I went over to the sargent, said, ‘Sargent, you got a lot a d*** gall toAsk me if I’ve rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I’mSittin’ here on the bench, I mean I’m sittin here on the Group W bench‘Cause you want to know if I’m moral enough join the army, burn women,Kids, houses and villages after bein’ a litterbug.’”

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    That’s an ’L’of a rap sheet.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sounds more like “L” Litteration.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    I’m more a fan of alliteration, myself.

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 2 years ago

    Very good today!

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    ncrist  over 2 years ago

    Lovely!

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    phlangley  over 2 years ago

    I’m not Lisa and I don’t have any relatives that are.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    Lots of luck.

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    Lamented Larry lawyer.

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    ekke  over 2 years ago

    Rule for writing good #243: “Always avoid abhorrent alliteration.”

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    Lester is still wondering what the “L” is he in for!

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