Turn him into a spore. According to Wikipedia, “…spores from salt deposits in New Mexico have been revived after 250 million years…” (https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms).
Hopefully he figures out how to get off the planet before all life becomes extinct in 250 million years or enveloped by our sun turned red giant in 7 billion years
BigBoy 5 months ago
Only a Genie outlives a Twinkie
rekam Premium Member 5 months ago
Be careful what you wish for.
ronaldspence 5 months ago
as a bonus, you get cream filling! At least Twinkies aren’t banana flavored any more…
FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago
With immortality, you want health and youth to be permanent as well.
Binky Premium Member 5 months ago
Too funny
PaulLeckner 5 months ago
It’s true!
ekke 5 months ago
He may have already been a twinkie; the genie was just given an obvious solution!
Ubintold 5 months ago
He could have turned him into fruitcake. They hang around a pretty long time.
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
Amerind saying, “Only the rocks live forever.”
lopaka 5 months ago
He won’t last long if RJ gets hold of him
bigger Nate 5 months ago
I thought he was going to turn him into Keith Richards
nosirrom 5 months ago
In 2,000 years he’ll have quite a comedy act.
phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago
Turn him into a spore. According to Wikipedia, “…spores from salt deposits in New Mexico have been revived after 250 million years…” (https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms).
markkahler52 5 months ago
Now put him in an embarrassing video and post it. Eternity GUARANTEED!!
iggyman 5 months ago
Wow, that takes the cake!
Kilrwat Premium Member 5 months ago
There’s always a catch!
Guy from southern Indiana 5 months ago
“People want to live forever, but then they complain about boredom about nothing to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon.”
oakie817 5 months ago
Twinkies used to be delicious
My First Premium Member 5 months ago
Or a cockroach. They can even survive a nuclear bomb.
morningglory73 Premium Member 5 months ago
So-o-o-o Twinkies last forever? Are they real food?
Doug K 5 months ago
“Live”
fjc007 5 months ago
The genie could also have turned him into a McDonald’s french fry.
Amra Leo 5 months ago
And there ya go…
lv2sew 5 months ago
James Dewar invented the Twinkie. Had to look it up.
uniquename 5 months ago
“I ate a twenty year-old Twinkie!”
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=KaMKia2ZMGY
oish 5 months ago
Hopefully he figures out how to get off the planet before all life becomes extinct in 250 million years or enveloped by our sun turned red giant in 7 billion years
Chris 5 months ago
well… don’t be anywhere near someone who enjoys those or that forever thing is gonna end real quick… :g
wongo 5 months ago
Who the heck would want to live forever in this screwed up world?
ladykat 5 months ago
LOL!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 5 months ago
Very funny!
patlaborvi 5 months ago
“Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.”
jel354 5 months ago
FAME!!!
johnschutt 5 months ago
You will. The only question is, “Where?”
paranormal 5 months ago
Shoulda been a fruit cake…
philwinn 5 months ago
Funny
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
“You call that a living?”
prrdh 5 months ago
A tardigrade tun would work, too.
holdenrex 5 months ago
I recall when genies had a color that ranged somewhere along the spectrum of natural human skin color. Along came Disney and now they’re all blue.
jsimpso1 5 months ago
Yawn, Nothing like mining urban legends for humor. 45 days is hardly “forever”.
tastecooking.COM/twinkies-really-last-FOREVER/
Lablubber 5 months ago
Kieth Richards body is already taken.
marilynnbyerly 5 months ago
Jay Leno had a joke about the creator of Twinkies. He died years ago, but no one could tell.
zeexenon 5 months ago
Well, they helped me make it to 80.
s.gottlieb 5 months ago
The origin of Twinkie the Kid!
Bilan 5 months ago
So Twinkies will last forever, not just because of the preservatives, but because nobody eats them anymore.
Zebrastripes 5 months ago
Stupid genie….LOL!
gopher gofer 5 months ago
and his wish was granted in the twinkie of an eye…
comicalUser 5 months ago
A silly, perpetuated myth, for some reason. It is a baked good and does indeed go bad.