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I used to jog at a park where people fed the squirrels. Those rodents were trip hazards – run right up to you and stop abruptly, waiting for handouts..!
There was a general in a previous presidential administration that said and l am paraphrasing, "When you enter a room, treat everyone there with respect, but have a plan to kill each one there. That little girl just might be related…..
Hmm, alright: she hits the old man’s snack bag, glasses and crumbles fly everywhere – including the old lady’s hair, birds panic and take off, some land into the old lady’s aforementioned hair, the others startle the dog, the dog jumps around and starts barking .. Amelia is happy
When the snowballs started flying, Amelia stood there motionless. Overloaded with targets she could not pick just one. Brain lock! It was over before she started.
Muntherdoesstuff 6 days ago
at least the birds that are being fed have been spared
222jo 6 days ago
Frozen with indecision !
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 6 days ago
It’s not nice to have favorites. Variety is where it’s at.
Ida No 6 days ago
Amelia’s favorite option – Targets of Opportunity. Also, my favorite punk band.
Dirty Dragon 6 days ago
It’s like if you added Rambo to the iconic, climatic three-way gunfight at the end of “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”!
nyrB Premium Member 5 days ago
watch out seagull!!!
VanLaser 5 days ago
What Amelia needs .. is a multi-lock on snowball launcher
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 days ago
Sigh. So many targets, so few snowballs.
crookedwolf Premium Member 5 days ago
I used to jog at a park where people fed the squirrels. Those rodents were trip hazards – run right up to you and stop abruptly, waiting for handouts..!
KC135E/R BOOMER 5 days ago
Do it Amelia! Don’t hold back!
CapeCodder 5 days ago
I wouldn’t want to get caught in THAT crossfire!
MacII 5 days ago
Do I see a Tom Lehrer fan sitting on the park bench at the back … ?
Ignatz Premium Member 5 days ago
Shouldn’t Amelia be gunning for the birds, too?
johnjdziak Premium Member 5 days ago
Berserker mode!
scyphi26 5 days ago
This park won’t know what hit it.
ajr58(1) 5 days ago
Amelia sees a target-rich environment
Mekoides 5 days ago
Don’t see anyone targeting Sterling! Very wise! And Amelia takes no prisoners – everyone is on her target list – even Seagull.
rockyridge1977 5 days ago
……..people watching ………on the bench!!!!!
MayDay31 5 days ago
Amelia is going to need more ammunition!
Trscroggs 5 days ago
I’ll note that Amelia isn’t targeting the little birds that are being feed.
ilovecomics*infinity 5 days ago
At least Amelia is sparing the little birdies. Well, most of the little birdies anyway.
Ken Gagne Premium Member 5 days ago
Not the dog!!!
bobtoledo Premium Member 5 days ago
We all have dreams but some of us have BIG dreams!
Durak Premium Member 5 days ago
I’m surprised Amelia has saved only one, single snowball for Spud.
brooklyn51 5 days ago
No, Amelia!! Not Seagull!!
joe.altmaier 5 days ago
Not the squirrel!
jschumaker 5 days ago
Amelia will hit somebody with a snowball, then point at Spud.
ALco379 5 days ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
raybarb44 5 days ago
There was a general in a previous presidential administration that said and l am paraphrasing, "When you enter a room, treat everyone there with respect, but have a plan to kill each one there. That little girl just might be related…..
VanLaser 5 days ago
Hmm, alright: she hits the old man’s snack bag, glasses and crumbles fly everywhere – including the old lady’s hair, birds panic and take off, some land into the old lady’s aforementioned hair, the others startle the dog, the dog jumps around and starts barking .. Amelia is happy
markkahler52 5 days ago
Hit the one closest and all stationary targets
goboboyd 5 days ago
‘Peace suddenly broke out’ From the mayhem of the perfect storm, the inevitable aftermath(s).
DaBump Premium Member 5 days ago
Muah ha ha haaaaa!
Faustus Mitternacht 5 days ago
When the snowballs started flying, Amelia stood there motionless. Overloaded with targets she could not pick just one. Brain lock! It was over before she started.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 5 days ago
All are Targets for Amelia’s mighty aim- please not the doggie!
Curiosity Premium Member 5 days ago
Definately someone I’d want on My Side. And hoped she’d stay there!
Judeeye Premium Member 5 days ago
Aiming for the animals and the seagull is not cool. Fortunately, no real creatures were harmed in this comic strip.☺️
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 days ago
Amelia is president of the Young Psychopaths chapter at their school.
einarbt 5 days ago
She needs a few more snowballs.
JH&Cats 5 days ago
Amelia: “And your little dog, too!”
TaraDianeHarless 5 days ago
Amelia definitely has a target rich environment.
Aladar30 Premium Member 5 days ago
There are ordinary children and then there is the evil genius.
silverqueen 5 days ago
She is such a little tyrant. LOL
coffeeturtle 4 days ago
so many faces
only one snowball
8^)
TheBigPickle 4 days ago
Target rich environment!