When I bought my first car in my late teens getting really big souped up mag wheels on your American muscle car was the in thing to do. They just oozed the look of power. Certainly the bigger the wheels the easier it is to drive off road. And it looks like here he ain’t got no paved roads. Just wondering if say one elephant power would equal 500 horsepower under the hood?
Bwaah Haaa Haaa and Absolutely! Every notice how grossly oversized pickups and SUVs the size of a Greyhound bus are driven by people little in stature and mentality. “Statement Vehicles” with the only statement they make is they feel inferior in some way. The Count refers to them as BTLDs for Big Truck Little Dinkie and the drivers are hung like a bull cricket.
I’ve said this before but what does the king do to make his guards so loyal to him? They could easily overpower him and steal all the gold. Rodney and his army wouldn’t stop them.
At the jail I once worked at, it seemed like all the diminutive female deputies had huge trucks. I asked one of them if she got nose bleeds but, alas, no response because she couldn’t hear me! ;-p
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
Just make sure you have a firm grip on the reins and a good seatbelt, since that is the only way that carriage is ever going to move.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Can’t drift on a Friday night.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
Ye Olde monster truck.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Oh … it ends … when he looks ridiculous to his subjects.
Or should I say … when he realizes that his subjects are laughing at and/or talking about how ridiculous he looks.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Did some bridges washout? Does the king plan a fording some rivers?
dcdete. over 1 year ago
When I bought my first car in my late teens getting really big souped up mag wheels on your American muscle car was the in thing to do. They just oozed the look of power. Certainly the bigger the wheels the easier it is to drive off road. And it looks like here he ain’t got no paved roads. Just wondering if say one elephant power would equal 500 horsepower under the hood?
cdward over 1 year ago
The precursor to those absurd big-tired pickup trucks.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
I wonder what would happen if one of those giant wheels blew out…
zerotvus over 1 year ago
are they spinners?
cmerb over 1 year ago
Two things come to mind , 1 the cart isn’t hooked up and how did the " little guy " get into it ? I’m sorry I just had to ask : (
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
This is the end result of having a small mined king‼️
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey, I’m sort of liking the IDiot Hummer. Where can I get one? …bigger.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s all set if he comes to the unplowed streets in St Paul. Low-riders, not so much.
Just-me over 1 year ago
The Monster Carriage, precursor conveyance to the Monster Truck.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bwaah Haaa Haaa and Absolutely! Every notice how grossly oversized pickups and SUVs the size of a Greyhound bus are driven by people little in stature and mentality. “Statement Vehicles” with the only statement they make is they feel inferior in some way. The Count refers to them as BTLDs for Big Truck Little Dinkie and the drivers are hung like a bull cricket.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Monster wagon.
Cincoflex over 1 year ago
Ornate, but he’s not going to get any speed.
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Install some elephant poop flaps to avoid splatter on you and your carriage.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Looks like a monster truck.
KEA over 1 year ago
I was hoping that fad was passé
gnorth22 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh look a sports-utility carriage – a SUC.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Wow. What fantastic rims you have, Fink. I bet those tires cost you a pretty penny. Probably just cause you to raise taxes.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
Even the elephant looks embarrassed.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
They already know he looks ridiculous- – this makes him seem taller.
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
He’s a King, not a serf, right?
assrdood over 1 year ago
Medieval conspicuous consumption.
_lounger_ over 1 year ago
if a mouse appears, this is not gonna end well
Larrycleve over 1 year ago
I’ve said this before but what does the king do to make his guards so loyal to him? They could easily overpower him and steal all the gold. Rodney and his army wouldn’t stop them.
T... over 1 year ago
The first bicycle, but how does he keep it balanced…
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
Got the trunk up front, just like a giant VW.
firefrost over 1 year ago
I’d like to see the Fink get down from there. LOL
vacman over 1 year ago
At least it isn’t squated.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 1 year ago
Why bother with the carriage? I’d have thought he’d go with a golden Houda right on the elephant.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
Should make for a smooth ride. All other things being equal, the bigger the wheel radius, the smoother the travel.
BigBoy over 1 year ago
In his pretty little surrey with the King on the top. Everything is OK in ID today
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
Where is the ’Gigantic" Scoop packed? And who wields it?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Like to see how he gets in and out of that contraption…..
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
At the jail I once worked at, it seemed like all the diminutive female deputies had huge trucks. I asked one of them if she got nose bleeds but, alas, no response because she couldn’t hear me! ;-p
RetVet24 over 1 year ago
Every large Pickup and SUV driver in the U.S..
john over 1 year ago
Looks to me like it will end pretty quickly if he hangs to the reigns as the elephant is not hitched to the carriage, otherwise.