Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2025

Don’t put it through a carriage wash.

Even in ancient times the thing is an ugly design

Now it’s sure to catch on fire.

Only allowed on the road in the US. Europe has certain rules that prevents the monster from demolishing the roads…

I guess that is an electric horse?

Brilliant, Parker and Hart — whoever you are!

It looks like a coffin on wheels.

Reminds me of the song “Little boxes held together with ticky-tacky”. Remembering Musks" demo that’s about right!

Yeah, something stupid. But hey, even idiots with more money than brains would rather not walk everywhere…

I think they misspelled coffin. /s

Grandpa Munster had one of those. Oh, The Count said “Coffin”. (seriously : ) )

Cyber wagon?

Elon Musk: Write that down, write that down!

Prehistoric Tesla Truck??

What the… ?

Is THAT where Elon got the materials from?

Looks like something a crazy person would come up with, oh yeah, a crazy person did have something to do with this piece of junk. Makes a Yugo look fair. LOL!!!

I am absolutely flabbergasted anyone really thinks those things look good.

Green chain mail?

It’s a hakenkreuzwagen.

Innovative if you are into door stops. Otherwise a bad rip off of the DeLorean design. Probably hoped they’d use it in a remake of Back To The Future. Too big, too ugly and too much of a fire hazard.

Is he onto something or just on something?

And it’s organically powered.

……not an “Airstream”……but it will work!!!

Genius!

“On to something”? No, he’s not.

I thought I detected a Musky smell!

Is it a DeLaurean?

That was an old cabin? I don’t understand.

And why is he “on to something” Couldn’t this one catch fire too?

I’ve seen a few around town, it must the novelty design

Nope, still ugly.

Finally! A vehicle that makes a Pacer look good by comparison.

Total junk. Mostly plastic, you can easily rip it apart. Useless in snow or rain, and that sloping back makes it useless to carry anything at all. Only an idiot would buy that piece of garbage. My neighbour (Canadian spelling) has one and he totally regrets buying it.

How do they connect it to the horse ?

Get the bumper sticker that says “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE WE KNEW HE WAS NUTS”.

That’s what it needs, a horse for when it gets stuck.

That looks like a Tesla CyberTruck…

He’s not onto something— he’s ON something. That is one uuuggggly vehicle.

Hands down,the ugliest contraption ever conceived and brought to fruition!

And yet he is still in business.

Looks like a muskrat design. YUK

Wish I had VW’s The Thing.

Looks like a French garbage bin.

More dangerous than the Pinto!

It looks like Lenin’s casket.

Good for hauling road apples.

They could use it in “Animal House”

I’ve never met anyone who owns one, I assume they want to be ‘different’, they are all not stainless steel, you can get them painted, someone in my neighborhood owns one in Forest Green. Ugly? Yes.

About right, I mean T-cars being made of wood, ie: cheap material.

Let’s design and build the ugliest car we can think of and see who is so much of a show off with their money that they’ll buy it.

There is a video of a Tesla on what appear cartwheels (well if Cartwheels were 10ft/3metres) – one of the saner looking models

The horse does not look impressed…