Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 03, 2024

Wren’s burning her candle at both ends

Triage suggests the nose first.

Newton’s 3rd law: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Now, THAT looks familiar.

Warning, Blow out

Some call that a ‘snart’.

Never to young to learn how to multitask

She’s lucky her nose is stuffed. She can’t smell it.

Don’t waste your pucker on some all day suckerAnd don’t try a toffee or creamIf you seek perfection in sugar confectionWell there’s something new on the sceneA mouth full of cheerA sweet without peerA musical morsel supreme!Toot Sweets!Toot Sweets!The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.Toot Sweets!Toot Sweets!The eatable, tweetable treats!

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Double barrel you might say!

For me, it’s usually while sitting on the “throne”! (Ah-choo! Hey, I’m done!)

Actually, THIS sounds like a job for… (trumpet fanfare) … MOM!

Another “Snigglet” is born…

One each. Maybe two each.

There’s a George Carlin joke here about feeling like you’ve lost complete control of your body when this happens.

Do that with enough force and you can spin around like a pinwheel.

Keep that up and your end will be in the corner, young lady!

When you can’t think of anything funny, fall back to a fart.

That’s a rough combo.

Is there anything better than a two-fer?

Raggedy Ann lives!!

Needs a few more little plastic hazard cones around her.

Thanks for making my day!

I recall that Hammie once added a burp and was extremely proud of his triple-threat accomplishment.

Hey, with that action and reaction forces cancelling out Wren should remains where he is.

bruh

Thar she blows!!

Kaboom!

Wren’s still in diapers. She was potty trained some time ago though.

Both.

Gotta love a snart! (Or is it a feeze?)

Oh gross

Aw Hammie missed it. He would be proud of his little sister.

look at wrens face in the first panel so cute!

“Okay, several tissues.”

for the front end. I will get the diaper.