B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 16, 2024

there is something fishy about this

Love the fact that they are standing within mere inches of molten lava. (At least it’s cartoon lava!)

Who gave the instructions? And where did you hear it?

A sturgeon? I don’t understand this.

May as well. Sturgeons are all they have around there. ;-)

Likely just as effective. Certainly better than the alternative.

Will that be helpful in Grindavik??? Do they have sturgeons up there?

A Sturgeon is easier to find

Hubby says the sturgeon looks like a carp.

I am not sure if this strip can be topped by any other today. Soooo funny❣️

I guess they couldn’t find a virgin.

Maybe it’s a very chaste sturgeon.

Must be an unusual breed of Sturgeon with the mouth not on the bottom of the fish.

Makes more sense to me.

Pretty small sturgeon

Weird Al did that parody “Like a Sturgeon”.

Smoked!

Nicola Sturgeon perhaps…

Just hold it over there long enough and it’ll be good for a snack.

Sturgeon…soon to be known as fried fish…

Sturgeon Lives Matter

Pele likes her caviar and gin.

I’m pretty sure the sturgeon would like a say in the proceedings.

Maybe it said a Persian.

Oy , That’s a Protected Species !

Clumsy is right. Weird.

Well, that’s not a sturgeon.

I think the ole boy is doing the best that he can!!!!!

All a matter of taste.

I always thought you were supposed to sacrifice a virgin. Also, that’s an awfully small sturgeon to sacrifice to the gods.

Pretty small for a sturgeon. Must be from Animal Crossing.

Rhymes with “virgin”.

Let’s see how this plays out! If the volcano quietens down, then the instruction could be correct….in which case, commiserations to all of the deceased young ladies sacrificed in vain.

It should be a sturgeon without any roe – a virgin sturgeon.

Virgins are an endangered species.

But must be a virgin sturgeon, Bergen.

There are only 2 women and 5 or 6 men in this entire comic strip. And never any children. Are any or all of the cast members virgins? we may never know.

Something musta gotten mixed up in the translation. They’re the ones that can outrun these head bangers.

Maybe it’s a virgin sturgeon.

This reminds me of a long-ago Playboy cartoon: A man and a woman clad in animal skins are coming out of some tall grass and he’s saying, “Look at it this way: Next time they want to sacrifice a virgin, you’re safe.”

Ssstt for Vrrrr. Definitely needs his ears checked.

lost in translation…

Speaking of ugly…

I am sure that certain young ladies were very grateful for the misunderstanding.

“…. besides, sturgeons are easier to find than what you think you heard.”

Since the latest eruptions on Iceland has decreased, I guess this is what the did?

Johnny never would have done a strip like this. His faith would have prevented it.

I guess they were all out of virgins.

And they wonder why the price of caviar has gone through the roof!

Must be his very first time!!!!

I always wondered if Weird Al considered “Like a Sturgeon” for a song.

The sturgeon was easier to find.

It ought to work just as well.

This made me think about Norm Crosby

A sturgeon is probably a lot easier to find these days.

Is that a vestal sturgeon?

Virgin. You have a virgin mind. That’s nice.

Don’t forget to collect the roe.