Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 12, 2022

Did you say, “Needy Siamese?” No? Okay, just checking. Never mind.

And in other news, water is wet.

“I. Must. Relax!!!”

Elvis is confusing me … does this mean TERRIBLE fun is the best kind of fun?

Elvis is so conflicted….at least the Woman is there for her precious baby.

Come on, Elvis. You are supposed to be a reporter. Your viewers want to know. WHERE DID THE PEOPLE GO ?

Evil is a Stage 5 Clinger.

Poor Elvis. If one night was TERRIBLE, what would a weekend be like? Bet, he does not let The Women out of his sight for at least a day. Knowing Elvis, it will be more than one day, maybe one week.

‘Sycophant accidentally claws loved one’s face. News at eleven!’

It was terrible to have fun without her.

I’ve had a cat greet me with that level of Where Have You BEEN?! before. It’s a good feeling to know you were so missed!

Elvis reminds me of Grumpy Cat. “I had fun once. It was awful.”

My Pingpong does “furious purring” too.

Aw, Elbiss…

Poor Elvis had fun.

OT: progress

First I need to spin 30-40 times, winding myself tighter than an eight-day clock, and then I can relax.

I understand, Elvis. I’m not fond of it when Robin comes over and makes me have fun, also.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Thomios: Tonight I’ve included a charcuterie course consisting of mysterious cheese and honey courtesy of Titania and her hive.

Elvis-Anum: This is something completely new. What if we enjoy eating it?

Beatrixia: Stranger things have been known to happen.

Melpomene: I know where you’re coming from, Elvis. I’m the Muse Bee of Tragedy, but I always leave here smiling, all thanks to Thomios.

Elvis-Anum: Lately things have been so strange. I’ve danced with Kira, visited the waterfront with Fresh and Salty. It’s so exhausting!

Thomios: Nothing a cup of tea and a blueberry scone can’t fix. And maybe doing 100 circles before napping.

Elvis-Anum: Sounds like a plan. But I think I’ll have some more of this delicious honey and cheese first.

Nothing better after a late night than being up for a few hours, then taking a nap. If you also have an affectionate cat to share it with, well, that’s the dream.

The second panel should be on a tee shirt or coffee mug.

Love that poofy tail and the claws! Be careful, Elvis, don’t hurt the Woman!

“We are Siamese, if you please. We are Siamese, if you don’t please.” Elvis will be himself, and no shame there. Aww, Mommy’s Precious Puddy-Poo needs comfort, and a lot of it.

The furious purring…..

Oh Elvis, you know how to please your mommy XXX

You can’t go wrong with naps.

One of our Siameseses does this whenever we return from being away. She is all over the Mrs. for about an hour.

I wonder if Furious Purring will be followed by . . .

PURRIOUS FURRING

???

My mother’s Siamese was the same! So clingy and missed her so much when she went, that coming home was just like this. Oh, and her meow cry sounded like a human baby crying lol!

How does The Siamese You Cannot Please get his purr started?

Some day Elvis is going to pop a spring hard enough to take out a wall.

My first thought when I saw today’s strip:

https://cdn.europosters.eu/image/1300/15528.jpg

Ruke the new man in my life is a Snowshoe. He lives up to his Siamese heritage. Every time I go to give him a kiss on the head he moves his head to make sure he gets a kiss on the lips. then when he climbs in my arms he licks my lips when I’m not expecting it and all I can do is laugh at the little Romeo.

I know that “furious purring” well. It is standard purring with another lower frequency modulation on top of it. It’s the surest sign that a “cat massage” is working. :)

Well, here we go again—got an email from Amazon telling me my Pucky book is delayed til October. But he’s worth the wait!

I live in Seattle and just registered for the fifth to last place for the talk. So excited to see Georgia in person! This is my first comment—I’ve been lurking here for years and have enjoyed reading everyone else’s comments.

Sorry i replied to you geometry demon I meant to click reply lol

Darn it the registration is already full :( I didn’t see yesterday that registration was needed or else I would have done it then. Oh well hopefully there will be a next time

Rosebreasted Grosbecks are back and the hummingbirds. Such joy today.

The life of the Preferred Human can be exhausting.

I am wondering if, in panel 3, Elvis’s hind paw should be displaying toebeans? It kind of dark and I don’t see any, but I wonder if we should EEEEEE at “implied” toebeans? What do you think, toebean addicts, uh, I mean enthusiasts?

furious purring <3

HEY!

Wasn’t he just on the air! How does he get to take a break and have some down time with Mom, here? Totally unprofessional, from DADCAT.

Also, the family was away for one day. Come home, and the Woman needs to take a nap! What were they doing out there? Inquiring NEWS CATS want to know. Siamese momma boys, want to snooze.

Ah, so the “Whew” in yesterday’s signature was clearly because her in comic avatar bought the “we didn’t throw a party” vibe the four of them were giving off.

Lupin will now express his kneads.

OMC, Elvis is losing his puffy little MIND. :D :D :D It’ll take ages for The Woman to get him calmed down and happy again!

I hope you can do one with Sno-Isle Libraries

“I need to nap first I’m going to sit on your chest and make some bread for about a half hour while purring loudly and demanding pets” :3