Close to Home by John McPherson for December 11, 2023

Frosty, don’t marry her, she’s frigid.

That’s cold.

♫ Preacher asked her. ♪ She said “I do.” ♫

♪ Preacher asked me and she said ♪ “He does too.” ♫

Frosty’s frozen with fear!

And when he kissed her he found she really didn’t carrot all.

HEY! … what is that puddle!?!?

♪♫ It’s a nice day for a white wedding…♫♪

Looks like Bleeb is the only witness.

Careful, or you’ll make his carrots “retreat”!

Then again … most snowmen don’t have feet.

Hmm looks like no heat for the honeymoon

That is funny……

She doesn’t carrot all for him!

“How would I know? I didn’t have feet yesterday.”

snowman up and grow a pair of snowballs

But I carrot for you deeply!

“Nitwit”… that’s pretty cold hearted.

“Feets don’t fail me now”

If her attitude toward him is always this Frosty, no wonder he’s hesitant.

well this is off to a good start!

Ha! If you liked the wedding ceremony, you’ll love the Frosty reception.

I don’t think this marriage will last until spring.

So does she, in fact.

You are right. Run, Mr. Snowman!

At room temperature, this will soon become a wetting.

Snowman don’t have feet. Cold balls? Yeah, that sounds right…

Will they survive their honeymoon, and the flame of passion?

A religious wedding for snow people? That’s hilarious!

Likely excuse to melt away