Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 22, 2013
Transcript:
Luann: "I'm NOT doing 'sick' internet stuff, Tiffany!" Tiffany: "Fine, whatev. Just be careful is all I'm saying" Tiffany: "You start with a flirty email. Then a hot photo. Then a steamy video. Suddenly, it all goes viral, and you're an internet sleaze" Luann: "Wow. How did you deal with that?" Tiffany: "Well, I- WAIT A MINUTE!"
Dconskjk over 11 years ago
Luann, I would tread very carefully here. I’m sensing you’re approaching thin ice.
flowerladytoo over 11 years ago
Nice comeback, Luann! LOL
curmudgeon68 over 11 years ago
Luann fires a warning shot across Tiff’s bow.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
“The voice of experience!”
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
What’s especially funny is that it took Tiffany a second to catch the burn — she actually started out admitting that Luann was right!
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Oh, snap!
kfccanada over 11 years ago
First time I’ve had to laugh out loud…..lolololol. Good one for Luann. Tiffany’s going to find herself without a single friend in high school if she keeps this negative attitude up.
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Woohoo!Is your slip showing, Tiff?
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
This is exactly why I don’t like Tiffany. She’s got such a mean streak. The word I’d like to use isn’t suitable for this site, but let’s just say that rhymes with witch.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Heh. The voice of experience, indeed.
And Tiff’s low IQ admitted it!
sentinel762 over 11 years ago
LuAnn for the win…
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
Bazinga!
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
There was a viral hot video of Tiffany and it’s never come up before? Every time I start getting into the stories there’s some kind of reality glitch…
SoItBegins~ over 11 years ago
Ooh, burn!
Arbitrary over 11 years ago
Someone better get Tiff some ice. Cuz she just got BURNED!
Obenavides over 11 years ago
Haha!! We all knew she was bound to get hers.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Dragongourd Premium Member over 11 years ago
Where did Lu’s necklace go?
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Nicely played, Luann. GOALLLLLLLLLLLL!
cripplious over 11 years ago
The original Ocean’s 11 had that joke. Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra were putting on black out grease on their faces. Sammy Davis Jr is driving and starts laughing about how he always knew his color would come in handy. Dean Martin then looks over and asks what he does to take the black off his face. HE starts to say then yells hey…
blunebottle over 11 years ago
KA-CHING!! Good one, Luann……just better hope that old video of your ‘Pooh-Bear’ underwear doesn’t resurface. Especially with some 2013-style special effects.…naw…would Tiff do a thing like that?
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
Whorehouses don’t smell like aftershave.
ReneTray over 11 years ago
Yes.
sarge112751 over 11 years ago
WELL PLACED “shot-in-the-shorts”, that! – Quill would be PROUD of her!
sarge112751 over 11 years ago
That IS the word that discribes Tiff… but it’s USUALLY spelled with a “B” in MY town.
insipient1 over 11 years ago
This original joke from the 1920’s did not involve shaving, just a haircut, and the lotion was lilac water on the neck, not the other stuff. Ask any barber; they’ll confirm this fact. I’m nearing 80 and I remember my dad snickering over this one when I was a kid.
Phongor over 11 years ago
Give Tiffany a napkin, cuz she just got served!
linsonl over 11 years ago
I think there is a Tiff in every high school, and you continue to run into them throughout life.
missvic42 over 11 years ago
zing!!!
suzleigh over 11 years ago
Where’s the boomerang necklace??
Mordock999 over 11 years ago
Ladies, LADIES! A little bit MORE “Learning” and Less “SNIPING”, PLEASE!
I MEAN its not like the Joker you’re FIGHTING over is WORTH it…..,
ILikeMeSomeComics over 11 years ago
Tiff walked right into that one!
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
I wonder if Crystal will tell Luann of Tiffany’s planned attempt to wreck her relationship with Quill?
She wouldn’t have to tell her in person.She could sneak an anonymous note in Luann’s locker.
jeanie5448 over 11 years ago
the voice of experience, Tiff has to be an expert to know how it works. Get away from her Luann.
wtec708 over 11 years ago
Nice shot.
wicky over 11 years ago
GOTCHA!!!
johndifool over 11 years ago
“Tiffany’s going to find herself without a single friend in high school if she keeps this negative attitude up.”.Except that Tiff is a Queen Bee-yes, she doesn’t exactly have what you would call “friends”, but she does have a large circle of admirers, many of them male.
23035387 over 11 years ago
ha the worm turned
WineTraveller over 11 years ago
Bazinga!
andygup over 11 years ago
You know, most of these characters have merit, a certain truth to them, but tiffany is some grotesque exageration of a disney sitcom antagonist. I don’t get it. She’s never had a boyfriend, never dated, she doesn’t have any real friends, but her deluded nature is off the charts. Over the past few years, Greg Evans has brought story arcs into all these characters that really flesh out who they are, but Tiffany is still just a cartoon character, the Wil-E-Coyote. Is her delusion ever going to crack? Or are we going to see her go through the same cycle of set-up, embarassement, and then all the readers will delight in her downfall, while she convinces her self that nothing happened at all? There must be a real Tiff in here somewhere
sbchamp over 11 years ago
BUSTED!!
smsrt over 11 years ago
Oh no… I’d say game over. Looser goes to the locker room. Winner gets the interview with confetti all over their head.
duffer37 over 11 years ago
If Tif thought doing a strip video and posting it to YouTube would get her in the door in Hollywood, she’d do one every night!
luannfan over 11 years ago
Gotcha!
supersexyghotmew95 over 11 years ago
OH HO HO BURN
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
I hope it will not be another video frame up, like the previous attempt. Luann (and everyone else) needs to ignore the pitch and not play her games.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Late to the party today. My first thought (like others have pointed out) is that Tiff couldn’t have done this, because =everyone= would know. Her not having done it could easily account for her outraged response—it’s the same as Luann’s response yesterday when she denied sexting with Quill.
TheSkulker over 11 years ago
Way to go Luann! Now that you have her off balance, go for the kill.
JanLC over 11 years ago
Nice one, Luann. I loved the way Tiff almost answered the question.
Albertaguy over 11 years ago
Its not suitable to talk about a female dog?
Albertaguy over 11 years ago
A Gary Larson cartoon had a dog talking to a cow, the cow said bitch, the dog said cow.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
If I hadn’t seen yesterday’s strip (and hadn’t been watching Tiffany all these years) I might have mistaken her for genuinely offering advice here.
jppjr over 11 years ago
ZING~~~~~~
38lowell over 11 years ago
…and no valentines!Bummer.
buccaneer8 over 11 years ago
That “skeleton” cast is a lot more than other strips. It’s not about quantity.
Attila The Voice! over 11 years ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!
Corey Cohen over 11 years ago
Got ’er!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
@Ottodesu replied to *Mr. Peterson about 16 hours ago
I thought it rhymed with punt.
EXCELLENT! LOL!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bullseye, Luann! You make a mother proud!
Muxmaster over 11 years ago
Nice way to turn back an attack, or turn the tables.
swami mommy over 11 years ago
BA-ZINGA
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Oh, BURN!!!!
stripes64 over 11 years ago
Way to knock that one out of the park.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
teenagers are sexting and doing stuff online…how old is this?
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
“Mr. Evans has reduced the cast to where it is only a skeleton crew.”
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You forgot Current Love Interest Quill, Lev. He’s been well represented lately. Actually, the vast majority of the cast is still in play. The only regular cast members sadly reduced to filler are Bernice, Delta, Mom, and Dad. Regarding the occasional players, we haven’t seen much of Ox for a while, and AE has just finished up a great arc, definitely to return as her parting shot to TJ was “You haven’t seen the last of me.” The past Luann Love Interests haven’t been seen in an age except for the diary entry a bit ago. They’ve served their purpose and are gone—though I’m still predicting Aaron Hill might make a brief reappearance to confound the situation with L and Q. Zane—gone ages ago and no use pining for him.
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I share your frustration at the lack of Bernice. She used to be a great character and her arcs were dependably very good. Nowadays, she needs to cheer up. Probably is outgrowing Luann and just hasn’t made the break with her yet. It’d be wonderful to see more of her and Delta again. They strike me as characters who need desperately to have more realistic, growing-up development—which Greg could probably handle, if he put his mind to it. Neither of them seem to need to keep acting like 14-year-olds.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
If I were in charge we would see an arc where Bernice deals with Zane getting married.
Cam22 over 11 years ago
Nice one, Lu’ :)
renrod001 over 11 years ago
Awesome. Well done Luann. I love the third panel.
ooptheman over 11 years ago
good to be back, got a new password. I enjoy some of these comments, but there should be a limit of 100 words or less.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
GO LUANN!!!!!