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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2015
Transcript:
Man: We're manipulated by advertising, Tony, and I bought into the eating-meat-is-macho image, too...until my heart attack. But did you ever notice that those thin, gorgeous women plying us in the ads for burgers never actually eat the burger they're caressing? Waiter: Hmm...oh. Right. Dude...you're killin' my dream...my big, juicy bacon and cheesy dream... Man: Sorry Ned: Go to the light weight, Tony.
Argythree over 9 years ago
The newly converted to any belief system seem always to be the most vocal. (Almost as if they were still trying to convince themselves, along with those they are lecturing.)
Itâs also interesting that there has to be blame placed on others. No one who âbelieved wronglyâ made an actual choice. They were âmanipulated into itâ by cunning advertisements.
So, todayâs manipulative advertisers, yesterdayâs âthe Devil made me do itâ. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Or so Iâve heardâŚ
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course not! Theyâre from Vega.
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
Those skinny women may take a bite, but you donât see them chew and swallow.
phylum over 9 years ago
mary had a little lambâŚmmmmm boy it sure was tastyâŚ..lassie girlâŚhas ANYBODY seen lassie??
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Potter isnât selling. Potter is buying!
dadoctah over 9 years ago
I find it interesting that the greatest praise any vegan can bestow on an all-plant dish is âyouâd swear you were eating meat!â
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
This is a study in extremes. Not everyone who eats meat eats fast food. And itâs not a matter of either being a fast food junkie or being a vegan. As I get older (61 years as of today), the missus has me eating more responsibly, plus I workout regularly. I donât have to respond to either the mass media marketing that tells me I have to eat everything commercially sold, nor the progressive âmarketingâ that tells me to be vegan or die.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
MmmmâŚ.bacon.
GLB1 over 9 years ago
Itâs well known the human brain increased greatly in size and capacity when humans started eating meat. The reverse is also true and itâs amazing how quickly it happens.
Hardthought over 9 years ago
âVegetarianâ is a Native American word meaning âBad hunterâ.
Exercise, eat healthy, donât smoke, donât drink and die anyway. This regime may not extend your life but it will certainly feel like it!
whiteheron over 9 years ago
I almost went there myself! Durn censors!.
puddleglum1066 over 9 years ago
Still⌠when itâs all said and done, would you take advice from a guy who looks like a re-animated Tricky Dick Nixon?
Less Monday... More Friday over 9 years ago
I think they come from VegasâŚ
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
I used to own a Vega and I still eat meat.
LEOKEV over 9 years ago
The Carlâs Jr ads I see show the models taking a bite out of some monster burger. Even the McD actors are shown eating.
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
lo, got to blame someone for choices they donât have to choose. lol the wonder of mind control/public relations
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Glad you didnât take the bait DS, if you were a 3 time loser, weâll never get you back.
loudmouthbass over 9 years ago
euell gibbons died @ 64, jim fixx died @ 52âŚhealthy eating and exercise ainât all itâs cracked up to be.
now, would someone please pass the butter
loner34 over 9 years ago
That was by a law passed 30 or 40 years ago.
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
All things in moderation people.
Mary Finkelstein Premium Member over 9 years ago
I grow weary of vegans who act like holy prophets trying to convert people to their beliefs. Enough already! Eat meat, donât eat meat, just shut up about it.
scpandich over 9 years ago
I donât know what ads youâre watching, but Iâve seen the models tuck in.
ratflinger Premium Member over 9 years ago
Lay off the vegan bs Wiley
tygrkhat40 over 9 years ago
I once saw a truck with the bumper sticker âGo Vegan.â I didnât know they had a team.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Another opportunity to change
Duncan Idaho over 9 years ago
Actors and Actresses do not really eat or drink during commercials . Mainly because if you were to take a big healthy bite of whatever it is for each take and you end up doing 20-30 takes , you would be stuffed to the gills and ready to puke.Also, if you pay close attention you will realize , the food they advertise is much different than the food they sell.
erebrannor over 9 years ago
I canât say for the U.S., but here you donât see people eating in ads period. I figure this has less to do with all food being bad for you and more to do with the food in ads being fake and advertisers figuring people eating looks disgusting.
goweeder over 9 years ago
âSo âvegansâ are not really from Venus?â~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~âCourse not â theyâre from Vegas.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
I noticed the actors drinking the product in an ad for alcohol-free beer. It was a shock to finally see them drinking something that looks like beer.
JastMe over 9 years ago
@rgwaltherAs already stated, Vegans are from Vega, a star system with some very special agents: James Schmitz wrote about them in Agent of Vega. Baen Books has a complete edition.
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
that wendy actress never eats or drinks any of wendyâs products in the ads.
Al Nala over 9 years ago
Vega, man, Vega! Doncha know the name of the stars up there?If from Venus, theyâd be Venusians, or maybe Venerians, but Venerians carry that Venerian disease, so, donât mess around with them.
neatslob Premium Member over 9 years ago
I donât eat meat because itâs macho. I eat meat because itâs tasty.
jahoody over 9 years ago
since they have to do more than one take, they would all be snockered before the commercial was overâŚ..as in Lucy & Vitameatavegemin.
Andy P Premium Member over 9 years ago
Veganism isnât healthy at all, though. It deprives the body of the most essential nutrient: Protein, and instead substitutes it with synthetics.
Iâve seen stories about things like a vegan motherâs baby dying because her breast milk didnât have the right nutrients in it. Of course, there are all the crazy ones, too, who murder their pets or kids by not giving them a proper diet.
I am trying to eat more meat, personally, and fewer carbs. Itâs not meat thatâs the problem, and idiots like this guy need to be better informed. Reduce artificially processed foods â including fake meat â and anything with fructose or other modified carbs and starches. Try to eat grass-fed meat and try to avoid anything with ingredients you canât pronounce. Thatâs why obesity is a problem. If it was meat, wouldnât obesity have been a problem 150 years ago?
hippogriff over 9 years ago
I have seen my teeth. They are definitely the dentation of an omnivore.
JanLC over 9 years ago
The Bible says choose what you want to eat, but donât condemn anyone else for their own food choices.
mggreen over 9 years ago
Oh, contraire, mon frère. The guy on the current Heineken commercial actually does.
russellc64 over 9 years ago
I was thinking the same thing, âentrapmentâ.
QuiteDragon over 9 years ago
âVenarians are from Venus.âAlways thought of them as âVenusiansâ
dflak over 9 years ago
Not anymore they donât. Also itâs been a long while since Iâve seen the Marlboro Man light one up on TV.
dflak over 9 years ago
Proto-humans had small brains. It wasnât until meat became a normal part of our great-ancestorâs diet that brain size took off. The brain is 2% of the bodyâs weight but uses over 20% of its calories. You need a lot of calories to keep it going. Meat provides that in a compact form so you donât have to spend all day grazing. This frees your time up to invent things like fire and wheels and better hunting implements.
Of course, nowadays, you donât have to graze all day or even hunt for a significant part of it. You can buy food.
Linguist over 9 years ago
I think anyone faces a near death experience due to poor lifestyle choices, as Wileyâs Lawyer Bob did, would opt for a saner and safer way of living â including drastically changing their diet. Greasy, artery clogging burgers vrs. healthy vegetables ? A no-brainerâŚexcept for the No Brainers !
Wallythe2 over 9 years ago
In the book of Leviticus, Moses relays the dietary laws given to him by GOD⌠Now if GOD, didnât want the Israelites to eat meat or meat products he probably would have included a statement to that effect somewhere in those laws. Or even as the Eleventh Commandment, Thou shalt not eat of any other living being or its products⌠He didnât say âno meatâ; except for the unclean such as swine etc. Please note GOD also didnât specify that; âThou shalt not EAT THY NEIGHBORâ which more or less implies that âlong porkâ is still on the table. Logically that would make the Vegans as an option when meat prices get to high.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wiley hits another one out of the park.They just canât get one by him.Most people could easily improve their conditions by halving their intake of animal flesh.Iâm not sure if it would be advisable for children, since they have dietary needs that require high density protein sources.But if you are done growing up, you seem to just start growing out.Nutrition is a complex topic.People have a variety of metabolic parameters to meet.What is perfect for one may be less than optimal for another.I would recommend more fiber for most people, though.It really helps with those anger issues.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
Part of that, not just for Beer, but for any food or beverage in TV shows and movies is the fact that sometimes they have to reshoot the scenes 30 or 40 times to get everything Just Right..Most actors Stomachs just cant Hold that much, so they seldom actually Eat or Drink anything on screen..
gfredrickson85 over 9 years ago
Yes, and remember when the Vegans also tried to encourage college students to drink beer and not milk. That was something else.
reynard61 over 9 years ago
âVegansâ (from Space) would be from the Vega star system. Anyone from Venus would be known as a âVenusianâ.
lordhoff over 9 years ago
Boy, are they out of date. Processed grains are the heart killer and statistic show vegans have a shorter life span then meat eaters.
Spade Jr. over 9 years ago
âŚand thereâs PLENTY of documented proof that meat and cheese are simply NOT the bad, evil foods theyâre supposed to be. Try this on for size: an 8-week diet of as much meat and cheese as you want, green veggies only, no bread. Your cholesterol and triglycerides will go sky-high, right? NO WAY-I DID this personally as an experiment, with blood tests before and after. The young intern who drew the blood tests both times was shocked when he saw that both those readings had DROPPED considerably.Itâs the carbs and wheat that get you. American doctors are among the most poorly trained in the world when it comes to nutrition. I really hate to see such ignorance promoted in Non Sequiturâas aptly named as the strip is when it comes to the facts about burgers and cheese! (hold that bun, please)
Gary Meerschaert over 9 years ago
yet another preachy vegetarian. They give vegetarians everywhere a bad name.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
Imagine if the pharmaceuticals were doing that with their drugs?.They ARE doing that with their drugs.Pharmaceutical companies have been âOverproducingâ the most popular Drugs for Years, shipping carload lots of them to South America where laws are Lax and the Dealers buy them in truckload lots for shipment back to the USAâs Street Corners. Thereâs a Whole Lotta Winking & Nudging going on in the Pharmaceutical industry..
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Surprised no one has mentioned sugar as being highly inflammatory, as well as causing an insulin reaction that creates more and more hunger.