Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 16, 2018

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    So? “Go” outside?!

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    Macushlalondra  over 5 years ago

    Typical. I’ll clean up the kitchen and there goes my husband to mess it up again.

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    alasko  over 5 years ago

    A man’s gotta do, what a man’s gotta do.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    “You can use it AFTER Thanksgiving!”

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    charliefarmrhere  over 5 years ago

    As bad as don’t use the guest towels either!

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    Sisu60  over 5 years ago

    this is where having a large backyard helps and a shovel too.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 5 years ago

    “Hey, my aim is improvi…never mind.”

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    colddonkey  over 5 years ago

    Like Scott Norwood………..wide right.

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    jarvisloop  over 5 years ago

    She cleans a bathroom without rubber gloves?

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    Urgent business is urgent.

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    John Smith  over 5 years ago

    Women can’t help themselves, they get the “Control Freak” genes from their mothers.

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    derdave969  over 5 years ago

    Arlo, the first modification is the most desirable.

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    joedon2007  over 5 years ago

    at least he isn’t bringing the newspaper { or I Pad) with him

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    Tyge Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Next time warn me!

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    alexius23  over 5 years ago

    You don’t live in a Museum

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    Fontessa  over 5 years ago

    My husband cleans the bathrooms at our house. But he won’t dust.

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    cabalonrye  over 5 years ago

    I feel your pain. Empty flat surfaces, clean bathroom, clean kitchen… My husband cannot resist any of them. Worst are the book shelves. Clean and sorted bookshelves means books strewed all over the house as he rediscovered old friends.

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    assrdood  over 5 years ago

    Uh, you want I should your bathroom instead?

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    chuck_sa  over 5 years ago

    And why man caves exist.

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    And I’m gonna DEMO it. The circle of strife my dear.

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    majobis.  over 5 years ago

    please return the seat to it’s down and parked position, and it will be ready for its next customer

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  over 5 years ago

    It doesn’t seem to matter what day I clean the bathroom! Anytime it is freshly cleaned, my husband gets in there to trim his beard and hair gets all over the sink and counter! He will wipe up the majority, but not all the little hairs around the faucet. Drives me nuts!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Put up the “No pooping” sign.

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    “What? Are you going to take tours through?”

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    jbarnes  over 5 years ago

    Murphy’s law, Janis. Bathrooms, kitchens, and laundry all stay clean for less than a day. In addition, any time I change one of the cat boxes, at least one cat uses it immediately.

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    bryan42  over 5 years ago

    IOW: Careful with your aim!

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    I’m not sure that I like what this is implying. Seat up or digestive system?

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    jppjr  over 5 years ago

    Shades of my first wife.

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    choo choo willy  over 5 years ago

    My aim is to keep the bathroom clean, your aim will help.

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    mafastore  over 5 years ago

    For the first 29 years of our marriage I was able to clean what needed to be cleaned on a regular basis – despite my Oscar Madison gene mentioned in another post. I worked for my dad at first and then on my own, so my time was my own and since dad died and I took over the accounting practice, I worked from home. So it was easy to schedule and do cleaning (without a schedule it would have been O.M. country here).

    Ten years ago husband took rather early retirement for health reasons and started also working from home – from the same office – our desks face each other. since then cleaning has been a problem. Time to dust and vacuum in the office?- He is working and doesn’t like my cleaning around him. Want to clean the toilet? He will need it in the middle of it being cleaned and flush the toilet with the cleaning liquid in it and I have to start over.

    So using it after I am done cleaning it would be an improvement!

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