Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 12, 2019

If only you knew, Woman and Man!

As the Brits would say, they need a simple rota!

You insult a man’s PowerPoint presentation, you’d better be ready to throw down.

Lupin’s wide eyes are always hilarious, no matter the situation! They’re just big green circles!

1-2-3-4 I declare a coffee war!!

Wait – how did the woman get coffee?

Sooti likes to go for rides.

https://imgur.com/sjz7bZP

The boys look so funny in the last panel.

“Typical cat stuff” is about to be my default answer to everything for the weekend. Oh yes. So typical.

Lupin’s huge green eyes of dawning horror though. You can practically see the mushroom clouds reflected in them.

There are good powerpoints?

Concise is often next to complication in some concise dictionaries.

I want to know how the cats get their deliveries.

It must have been discussed here before, but I wonder if the People see the same reality as the Cats, and if not, which is really real. Sort of a Calvin and Hobbes thing, perhaps.

I feel for Elvis in this one. If he’s using Excel, which he probably is, it can be a real pain. As someone who has to use Excel regularly, it’s not the most user-friendly program in the world, is it? I’m sure Elvis’ reports are concise and intuitive. It’s not Elvis’ fault Microsoft dominates the office standard. And yes, this is me venting. Not all Microsoft products are un-user-friendly. ♥

How would cats get enough sleep without PowerPoint?

I thought Powerpoints were Puck’s job. Isn’t that where his charts come from?

After my boy Charlie went deaf he stopped talking, although he still purred. Is Lupin using CSL (Cat Sign Language)?

How can the Woman be SO HEARTLESS as to callously drink her morning coffee right in front of her kat koffee deprived Boys?

Looks a little like Fluffapurrus Rex is about to jump Mommy’s Pirate Ballerina in panel four.

You just know that Elvis’s spread sheets on Station supplies go back years. You can sort supplies by month, day or amount of item consumed. You can cross reference for Kat Kreamer & sugar and compile a statistical analysis of consumption to brand of Kat Koffee. The formula’s are delicate, intuitive works of art. In those numbers, you can see the face of the All Mighty Cat Deity!

So when you disparage his spreadsheets, them is fighting words!

So as no to spill my coffee while sitting on the couch (reading BCN) the mug often goes on the floor. Cafe Latte (the second in a line of three Cafe’s) will stick his nose in the mug. Not sure he is drinking it or just smelling. After that it is his coffee. He also likes oatmeal. Go figure.

I have a feeling we’re about to witness Coffee Zombie Lupin soon – https://www.zazzle.com/coffee_zombie_coffee_mug-168363228833055703

Good morning BCN Mega Orbsters! Anyone have issues needing boops? How’s our Pucky getting along?

Line ’em up here! What good is an orbster without something to boop!?!

Love, prayers, boops, purrs, good Karma, positive energy, and all the nicest things possible!!!

♥♥♥ >^.,.^<

OMC, I thought I was Puck, but now it turns out I’m Elvis. I make the spreadsheets and they ARE concise AND intuitive. (But I am the only one that ever uses them.)

For all we know, that IS typical cat stuff.

I love Lupin’s wide eyed look of dismay in the first panel. And fisticuffs are forthcoming in the last panel.

Remember Boys – a boop leads to a scoop.

The Man ran to the store and got her some no doubt or she went to Starbucks or the myraid of coffee shops out there.

oh, Lupin’s snarly, growly, hissy face is too adorable!

Excel? Powerpoint? I’m inclined to think that the boys are using the wrong operating system… After all, Linux uses the “cat” command, and Windows doesn’t!

They’re just 2 cats & they’re doing cat stuff WHAT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lDnmKzUza4

…LUPIN!!! SCURRILOUS SACRILEGE!!! I LOVE ELVIS’ PRESENTATIONS!…

Standard response to guilt: BLAME!

Lupin is wrong. There is NOTHING as bad as Powerpoint. From beginning to end it’s cleverly designed to kill the soul.

A friend of mine put together a short PP deck titled “Power Point: Threat or Menace?”

It’s not my fault it’s your fault. No it’s your fault.

Not the kind of catfight I like to watch, but okay.

I’ve seen male cats fight. And it can get very gruesome and deadly. Hopefully these boys won’t go to that extent.

OMC. The next time there’s a dust up between the cats, I’m gonna ask who forgot to order the coffee! This strip made me laugh out loud. I’ve always wondered what the ‘fight’ might be about.

For those who had problems getting the the paper dolls from Lupin Leaps In with the link that was posted before, Andrews McMeel has a new link on their page which I think should work for everyone, https://www.ampkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/BCN_Lupin_Paper-Dolls_c2.pdf

So… if it was Lupins turn to get the coffee, and Puck and Elvis only give Lupin decaf, does Lupin buy the decaf also??

Pandora Update:

It’s been three weeks since her last meal. Today I bought yet another mouse at the pet store and named it Bite because I thought Pandora would like to have a Bite to eat. I put her in her feeding bin, stunned the mouse and dangled it in front of her nose. SUCCESS!

She missed her first strike completely but quickly made a perfect second strike and coil. She held it in her mouth just like the last two times but this time she actually ate it instead of spitting it out. I also got a chance to (kind of, sort of) measure her. She’s almost 5 feet long. I’m just happy she’s finally eating again.

Thanks to all for the boops and purrs.

If you have a “numbers goal” obsessed manager, collecting random data and emailing it to them can keep them busy for hours….not that anyone would do anything like that ;-)

I love Elvis and his outrage.