Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 23, 2019

So much wonder you have in your life, huh, Luann?

Ahh, Bait and switch for the clueless one.

Stop rolling socks and roll a joint because clearly they are high

Well for tiffany, classes and being away from that witch are a good combination!

Luanne’s life seems often boring which makes the strip boring….

There you go, Luann. You don’t know who you are. You’re still in limbo. Go see Jack. You helped him find his career path. He might help you find yours.

And, Bernice, there is no right way to fold socks. Rolling them actually keep the pairs together. Merely folding them don’t guarantee them to stay together.

“ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL Another Sock!”

“Just Like the other Sock!”

“You been hanging on to it!”

“And-I-Sure-Do-Have-To-GIT!!!”

“Don’t Roll-Up that sock, My Friend!”

“Pass it over to Me!”

“Don’t Roll-Up that Sock, My Friend!”

“Pass-It-Over-To-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” – Little Feat

I feel bad for the guy that climbed the steep cliff 300 feet and the Guru told him, “You should fold socks, not roll them.”

Luann is subconsciously waiting for a handsome guy to come sweep her off her feet and take care of her forever, hence no future career thoughts.. Still living in a dream word of sorts.

Tiff better check the rolls of bathroom tissue, to make certain that they’re hung the right way. ✨

Another deep philosophical argument in the offing. “Whether ’tis nobler to roll, or not to roll? That is the question.”

And Luann once againf is wearing her heart on her sleeve. Do you suppose Greg did that on purpose? Or just Freudian?

P.S. I know it is a false application of the “Freudian Slip.” But it just sounded good!

I’m betting that an exciting evening for Bernice is when she darns her socks.

I’m glad to see this strip showing Luann thinking about her future career instead of dating.

Luann is doing fine.

I’ll do you one better: WHY are you doing?

She’ll still be asking herself those questions 20 years from today!!

Luann is having an identity crisis,… after all, she suddenly has Tiff’s hair color.

Is Luann waiting for Mr. right to come along.

Tiffany will learn to spell ‘Tycoon’ far quicker than she will understand how to become one!

Bernice has control issues. There’s no “right” way to store socks. Well actually maybe there is a right way in the military—I don’t know.

Today your socks, tomorrow the world!

Bring back Quill. It’s time.

Roll…fold…who cares, Bernie?I know my feet don’t.

Being unsure of life is an occupational hazard for a 19 year old. Bernice is not being helpful, but maybe she is, Luann has to eventually figure it out for herself, both personally and as life presents itself. That is pretty normal too even in Luannverse, where hilarity tries to ensue.

Poor Luann. It’s horrible don’t know what to do with your life. Everyone around you looks so much sure, and you not. A real pain.

Fold not roll, rolling stretches the tops.

Move to ‘9 Chickweed Lane’ and find romance?

Is luann a platinum blonde now? Btw I really don’t bernieces character. She doesnt seem like she cares about how she treats luann. Just my opinion

I always tie my socks with a single knot making sure that a toe and heel are in alignment.

Oh.

And Bern’s going home. There’ll NO “Tiffany hanging out with Bernice on campus, this Summer,” as Some have said. ;)

Some friend you are Bernice. You’re studying to be a counselor (hopefully better than your mentor Ms. Fogarty,) Luann is looking for life advice. And, you give advice on packing clothes.

I know a lot of people who went to community college to get all their generals out of the way. then looked at what they wanted to do. I think Luann is worrying about nothing.

How many times have we heard this lament from Luann?? It is really getting to be that same old song. Time to change the tune a little.

With today’s strip we find that the dorm scene is being depleted. Luann is whining about her banal life. So I think the peripheral characters won’t experience any “life changing” episodes for awhile.

I predict someone new might drop into Luann’s lap. Or someone old, in a new way. A new infatuation interest. Or someone to mentor? Fay mebbe?

Who the hell folds socks? Life is too short for crap like that. If they are rolled they are always matched.

Nonesense. Roll don’t fold.

Is Knute around with his girl friend?

Fold socks?

Now your getting political with the folding vs rolling of socks! Next you’re gonna tackle the whole TP over vs under issue, aren’t you!

Said the freshman who has no business being an RA. Roll the socks, Luann.

Because Bernice’s way is the right way. Just ask her, she’ll tell you.

Get laid…so you’ll have something to write about, as in “What I did over the summer”

Buy a big bag of socks that are all the same, then you’ll always have a match.

Can I point out that the counselor in training was in a situation where someone is looking for life guidance… and criticizes that person’s sock-folding technique?

Would have been a good opportunity to direct someone to internships to try out career paths, or maybe some other career-centric learning.

But hey, she’s rolling her socks. That’s waaaay more important.

Oh please, is that another thing to divide us now?

Toss socks in a pile.

Um, Bernice, Luann’s laundry is none of your business, so leave it alone.

Not too fond of that word “should”.

There is a job opening for “Dragon Queen”. That might liven things up a bit for you. But avoid anyone named “Snow”

As a lifelong RedSox fan, it is much better when the Sox roll than when they fold.

Always buy the exact same brand, color and size of socks and pairs stop mattering.

All great lives are simply ad-libbed.

I hope Luann wins the Powerball lottery and starts an exciting new life far from snarky Bernice

I noted in reading the comments that some have suggested buying socks all of the same kind and color. But then you still have to sort them as to the size of the holes worn in the heels. They have to match, you know.

Luann cries for the knowledge of Plato and Aristotle, but Bernice gives her Martha Stewart.

Agree with capricorn9th – Luann should should see Jack or Gunther…

Who hasn’t asked that question, or still asks that question? And what’s the deal with Luann’s hair being lighter; it is as light as Tiffany’s

Fold socks?? Say what?? How do you do that? (And then what?)

Luann and her friends graduated from Pitts High 5 years ago this June. It’ll be interesting to see how long it takes for her to declare a major. I wonder if her interest in performing arts will ever resurface.

You know those shoes holders that hang on closet doors and shoes don’t fit in them very well? I put my socks in them. They’re always together and never stretched out

I also have a bunch of “trendy” socks that all go with each other, no matter what color they are. I throw them all in one drawer, and when I wear them, I close my eyes and pick two, no matter what color they are. They always look good together.

Wow, so at the end of her 4th year of college she finally realizes that she needs to start making goals for her future. In another 6 years perhaps she’ll figure out what some of those goals actually are.

Some people roll them, some people fold them. I don’t think that either method is wrong, it’s just a matter of preference.

Just to let you all know that I’m okay, I didn’t get sent to the GoComics’ “penalty box”. I’m having internet problems at home, I’m at the library right now on a public computer. I think my 2-year-old modem may need to be replaced. I reset that thing many times since my ’net went down Tuesday night.

As expensive as it is to send a kid to school, I’d hope they figure that out quick. That is so they can pay back their student loan. Because unless I’m gonna get another mortgage, that’s the only way it’ll happen.

Nope rolling socks is what The Army taught Me!

fold socks?

Fold vs. roll. The issue that will probably end my marriage.

So what’s Bernice doing for the summer?

With her personality, Bernice couldn’t even be a counselor in a doggy day care. But, Luann is in a community college which offers associate degrees for veterinary techs. That would be a good fit for her. She likes people. She likes dogs. Jack likes dogs. Luann likes Jack. And, with a nod to Luann1212, happiness ensues.

I was taught to tuck one end of the sock into the other so they wouldn’t get lost from each other. Don’t worry Luann. The answer will come to you in time. I think you’d make a great elementary school teacher!!! Or a guidance counselor. You are so good with kids.

Uh-oh. Luann is beginning to catch on to the central premise of this comic strip. Luckily, Bernie diverts her from that topic to socks….

Why is Luann blonde instead of her natural redhead in today’s comment? Is there a hidden blonde joke in today’s comic about her not knowing what she’s doing? Hmm?

All these comments about rolling vs folding socks…did notbody notice that Tiff is taking BUSINESS classes????

If summer is starting there as well, she doesn’t need no steeeenking socks.

Folding socks? Absurd. Rolling is the only acceptable method.

I always roll my clothes when I pack. Fewer wrinkles and take up less space.

I ask myself that question all the time. What am I doing with my life? It’s nice to know that I’m not alone in this