Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2019

I can’t believe she’s leaving Larry for a smoker.

When did Larry conquer Caleeforna?

None of them are manly, or even womanly.

So, who figures the cigarette ending up somehow being the punchline that ends this arc?

Good comeback, Larry!

Cold blood and a brain that does not reason, the crocodiles are almost zombies.

It’s not Larry’s fault was hatched in Two Egg, Florida, and raised in Idiotville, Oregon

Conquered Caleeforna? That confirms what I’ve always suspected. The Croc’s are Democrats

(I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself)

Larry, Larry, Larry You need to raise your game here, for real. No posing, no posturing. Croc up!

Concord, CA is about 30 miles from where Pastis lives… Maybe Larry really is from there?

…Trump’s 2020 campaign team’s discussion!

LOL manliness is wearing a tie and smoking?

I never knew crocs smoked.

Love is blind……How Larry get married in first place ! ….. Croc Power !

Good to see the Crocs again…it has been a while!

NO! Larry very manly-drink beer, nap, plot against zeeebra’s, drink more beer. Very manly.

What a load of croc!

So what does Junior think about all this???

Larry is no match for this croc. He even speaks good English

He’s a Yankee….nothing manly there.

The truth will be a revolution for Larry.

Finally, Mrs Croc wises up and leaves Loser Larry?

He really must from MA if he says the town “CON-kerd” (I grew up in New Con-Cord, OH)

God love ya Larry!

That Larry is not quite the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he…

Could this be referencing an earlier breakup?

CROCS!!

Then there was that time when Larry raided a vineyard and conquered grapes!

“Manly”? Shouldn’t it be “Crocly”?

You can’t conquer Concord MA. It’s protected by Sudbury, MA.

I Love Crocs

I thought the last clutch of eggs didn’t look anything like Larry…

He’s manly because he’s wearing a man’s shirt, right?

He can’t be a man ‘cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me.

Saying Larry has some learning difficulties is like saying Jeff Bezos has some dollars….

Is he more manly because he smokes?

We had a dog named Kalli. My wife made sure that I was out of town when she got another dog, so that I wouldn’t name it Fornia.

I tend to mispronounce Massachusetts. Then everyone laughs. I wonder why?