Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 27, 2019

Looks like someone is going to take a big fall through the ice tonight.

She found your stash of whatever it is you’re not supposed to have.

A sign of things to come.

Where’’s the clock?

Was it their anniversary or her birthday he forgot?

Will he get a lot of heat or face a cold front?

talk about cold icy receptions!

Either way, things are going to get very hot.

Had a bad day at work and put a sign on the door that said BEWARE. TREAD EASY. Hubby had thinning hair and wore a hat. Opened the door quietly and put his arm in with the hat extended on it to make sure it was safe.

Bob now regrets all his years in denial.

Our house has a 20 ft flagpole, flags flying from it are visible from a main road below. We were told that when a previous owner was mad at her husband, she flew a pirate flag.

Ah, someone got to the credit card bill first!

Bob Hope would probably try to joke her out of her bad mood.

Watch out Bob!

Bob … Hope

The other side reads, “Abandon hope, all ye who enter.”

There’s only one thing worse: (deafening silence in the room)… “Dear, what’s wrong?”

Oh Oh. Maybe she found your search history on Google. OMG!

Dragging behind him the silent remorse of a million tear-stained eyes.

Best not mess with Muriel. She’s a tough lady

At least he got a warning…I’ve fallen through the “thin ice” many a time because I was unaware that danger lurked behind that beautiful face that I love so much.

At least he got a warning.

Hot tongue and cold shoulder for dinner tonight.

I didn’t even bring my skates.

I was reminded of a famous person often called “Bob Hope” while reading this particular cartoon for the first time in my life (could learn more about this person at this Internet address: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001362).

Quick, back out and return with flowers, jewelry if you can affor it, and a reservation at a nice restaurant. Say assertively, “Honey, I love you,” as you face her.

Bob Hope?

I’m glad he left the Zamboni® out side,

Skating away on the thin ice of a new day!!!

If you’re going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

We have the same sign at our house. And, I’m terrible at ice skating.

We need to talk ;(

looks like Mildred is really really mad at him

Not!

She’s getting her own back for the glass ceiling at the office.

Bob has come home late after stopping off for a couple Martoonies just a few times too often.

Quick! Call Al Gore! At a minimum, he’ll make a great distraction!

I think Bob’s best option is to quietly turn around, and come back asap with a bouquet. And an offer to go out for dinner.