Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 06, 2019

I love Princess. She knows their dad is full of it, but she’s still a good sister to Angora!

Plus, those face markings. Freckles! :3

Who is that masked cat in the background? Or is it Frogcat?

Tell Angora that Father’s faking it because Takosubo occurs much more commonly in women. (Love Georgia’s upside down signature on the doctor’s notes.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takotsubo_cardiomyopathy

Lying sack of used catfood…

Just exactly to whom is Snowball winking and giving the thumbs up?

Why that cheeky old scoundrel.

She-Who-Is-Developing-Her-Career-As-A-Lump-Under-A-Blanket has instructed me to inform you that She isn’t watching this tripe either.

Turn around, fast, Angora! See your daddy goofing on you!

“Oh, for CAT’S SAKE!” Princess, that would have been my reply too!

Hmm, it appears that Dr. Mittens has had Imperial Conditioning.

When a HazCat Doctor turns up to a Heart problem, you can smell a Rat…

Snowball, you can make Angora feel guilty for the rest of her life, but you will never break her love for Kit!

Angora and Princess have perpendicular eyebrows.

I’m watching Dune on BBC, and have just realized Dr. Mittens has the diamond shaped mark on his forehead which means he is totally trustworthy and won’t betray his patients. So he has to continue the charade of the ‘broken heart’.

Dr. Mittens is a patheticological liar!

Don’t look now, Lupinette, but your daddyo’s winking behind you.

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How much is he paying you for that “diagnosis” you old quack?

A broken heart brought on by acute disappointment?? You’ll never find that diagnosis in the ICD-10-CM codes.

Couple of other good cat comics today…Close to Home and Arlo and Janis.

Dramatic Music…Indeed.

Hi, everyone! I’m back! Had a great time at the cabin!

Am I the only one who wants to grab Angora by the shoulders and shake some common sense into her?

Love the print on the cat bed. Sweetheart’s doggy blanket has that pattern.

Is Dr. Mittens related to Corporal Mittens on Brewster Rocket?

Tsk, Angora is so gullible!

Oh the Green Hornet makes an appearance !

My mom used to say “For cat’s sake.” She liked retro expressions for the irony. Hers were from her parents’ and grandparents’ generation.

“That ol’ boy needs a CAT Scan!!” … (yep, I went there) …

“And the results are in! … He WILL perish! … Of CHRONIC FAKERY!!” … (cue more dramatic music)!! ;)

I LOVE where Georgia signed this strip! Ooh, I do believe I see a roughian in disguise. And for the record; Princess is my hero. She gives ZERO FLUFFS and calls ’em like she sees ’em. #PurrsonalGoals #ZeroFluffsGiven

Snowball Taggert is all green eyes and spam.

Don’t fall for this girls! Can’t you see that Snowball is giving you the, Snow job! Hey…who took my popcorn?!

Eliza Doolittle said it best in My Fair Lady

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

You’ll be sorry, but your wails will be too late!

You’ll be missing all your kittens

With no help from Dr. Mittens!

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

…….

OOH, Snowball Taggart when you think that your kibble is so neat!

OOH, Snowball Taggart, when you want to eat your Nom-Nom Treats

When you get up from your cat bed,

You’ll find broccoli instead,

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

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and now back to our show, already in progress.

Y’know, “our” cat was a fully white green eyed girl (who strangely never got pregnant ever even thought she wasn’t ever spayed). Lupin and the above white cat remind me of “our cat”. As you know, we don’t confine cats inside houses and they’re free to roam wherever they want. That’s why “our cat” is between quotes for ot may very well be someone else’s cat too. There’s one or two more such white cats at one of the neighbour’s, but they avoid my place. Coming back to “our cat”, who I’ve known since a kitten, although it wasn’t born at our place, its mother was born at our place. Although “our cat” used to visit us once in a while in her later days, rather than spend 60% of her time here like before… Unfortunately, now it’s been months since I’ve seen “our cat” and I’m afraid that…….. sniff! I can’t bear to say anymore!

Preach, Cat dressed in Black!

“She Who Is Developing Her Career As A Lump Under A Blanket”. [Robin] I love that title. May I steal it? After all, if neither of you are watching this, you won’t know, will you?

I sure the news feed is soon restored.

I am just wondering when are we going to see the boys again and what a out goldie?

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