There is a scene like this in Winnie the Pooh. The Pooh Bear loved honey and he got stuck in a small doorway because he was trying to steal honey. The other animals in the 1000-acre wood decided the only way to free the bear was to starve him until he was thin enough to get out. :)
In Germany, meanwhile, Gunther Burpus remained wedged in his front-door cat flap for two days because passers-by thought he was a piece of installation art. Mr Burpus, 41, of Bremen, was using the flap because he had mislaid his keys. Unfortunately he was spotted by a group of student pranksters who removed his trousers and pants, painted his bottom bright blue, stuck a daffodil between his buttocks and erected a sign saying ‘Germany Resurgent, an Essay in Street Art. Please give Generously’. Passers-by assumed Mr Burpus’ screams were part of the act and it was only when an old woman complained to the police that he was finally freed. “I kept calling for help,” he said, “but people just said ‘Very good! Very clever!’ and threw coins at me.”¹
¹ Urban legend, but relevant in this particular case because with Earl and Opal, one never knows.
I just know she’s thinking of employing her TASER. (It’s very possible if TASERs are outlawed, only outlaws would have TASERs. Or any electronics tech or engineer.)
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
I hope she knows how to use her foot.
JoanHelen about 5 years ago
There is a scene like this in Winnie the Pooh. The Pooh Bear loved honey and he got stuck in a small doorway because he was trying to steal honey. The other animals in the 1000-acre wood decided the only way to free the bear was to starve him until he was thin enough to get out. :)
The Old Wolf about 5 years ago
In Germany, meanwhile, Gunther Burpus remained wedged in his front-door cat flap for two days because passers-by thought he was a piece of installation art. Mr Burpus, 41, of Bremen, was using the flap because he had mislaid his keys. Unfortunately he was spotted by a group of student pranksters who removed his trousers and pants, painted his bottom bright blue, stuck a daffodil between his buttocks and erected a sign saying ‘Germany Resurgent, an Essay in Street Art. Please give Generously’. Passers-by assumed Mr Burpus’ screams were part of the act and it was only when an old woman complained to the police that he was finally freed. “I kept calling for help,” he said, “but people just said ‘Very good! Very clever!’ and threw coins at me.”¹
¹ Urban legend, but relevant in this particular case because with Earl and Opal, one never knows.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Asked for this yesterday and delivered today :-)
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Actually, there have been some would-be burglars…
iggyman about 5 years ago
Is Earl trying to “crack” a joke here?
ForrestOverin about 5 years ago
“I’d recognize that posterior anywhere!”
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Here’s looking up your old address…click click
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
Winnie The Pooh! Winnie The Pooh! Willy dilly silly old bear!
jagedlo about 5 years ago
Great going, Earl….now you’re going to be the butt of Opal’s jokes!
wtepps about 5 years ago
Actually, it’s quite easy to get through a doggie door. If your shoulders fit through, the rest will go. Don’t ask how I know that.
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
I loved how Rabbit tried to decorate around Pooh’s rear end in the Disney movie.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Could have been a burglar, but by now Opal should be able to recognize Earl’s patootie!
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now give Earl the wedgey from hell Opal !!!!!! Call the newspaper and have them take photos !!!!! lol
JLChi about 5 years ago
I don’t want to call Earl dumb, it’s not nice, but since he brought it up himself, I’d have to ask him — why don’t you just back out?
Holilubillkori Premium Member about 5 years ago
Linguist about 5 years ago
At least Opal knew it wasn’t the plumber.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Self-awareness.
stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago
Tempting, isn’t it, Grandma?
Charlie Fogwhistle about 5 years ago
His poor, old knees.
Bookworm about 5 years ago
Know thyself, Earl. Know thyself.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
I just know she’s thinking of employing her TASER. (It’s very possible if TASERs are outlawed, only outlaws would have TASERs. Or any electronics tech or engineer.)
JasonBall about 5 years ago
I love this arc
jmworacle about 5 years ago
Quick! Get a picture!
wlbr549 about 5 years ago
Going to be a “full moon” tonight!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
“Narrow” isn’t the word I’d have chosen first to describe this situation.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 5 years ago
I am what I am and people quickly recognize my tracks.