Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2019

Tuesday is like Peter; no personality or identity of its own.

Monday is like Mike. If he didn’t like something they just wrote him out of the scene.

Which day of the week would be Alice, the Bradys’ housekeeper?

Huh???

Here’s a story, of a croc named Larry……

But Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.

Never watched the Brady Bunch, or whatever it was called.

Tom is very, very popular, if only in Massachusetts.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Tuesday is so Weld especially on a Rolling Stones Ruby one in conjunction with a Moody Blues Tuesday afternoon!

Won’t somebody think of Cindy and Bobby?

The 1st. Sitcom about divorcee remarriage! A cultural Treasure!

Not one single mention of poor Cousin Oliver??!?!

Manic Monday

Rainy Days And Mondays

I Dont Like Mondays

Monday Monday

Blue Monday

Monday is wash day. Is everyone happy, well that’s OK.

Awwwww — Jan was always my favorite.

My first thought was, “does Tom Brady have a sister?” Then I remembered the old TV show. Don’t have the characters’ names memorized, though.

Now wait a minute. When I was a kid, I had a crush on Jan. Cindy was the annoying one.

Snickers’ commercial assumes we’ll get a Marcia reference.

Jan was great, had a lot more sense than Marsha, and turned really pretty after a couple of seasons. And Eve Plumb had enough sense to not do the Brady Bunch Variety Hour. They used Geri Reischl – “fake Jan” instead.

Yeah and it’s from the strip everyone makes fun of.

Yes Virginia… we have no lives. We are discussing “What Brady Bunch character would a day of the week be.” Next week: Was Bunny Rabbit the true star of Captain Kangaroo, or was it the Captains ping-pong ball adversary… Mr. Moose?

Never liked that show. The family was too perfect

Monday morning Marcia showed up fine; but by Friday I got Alice on my mind !!!

Mainly, because by Friday, I’m getting hungry, and Marcia is not a good cook……

This is really clever and cute! Interesting comments!

Jan was always my favorite just like Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island.

I liked Jan, it was Cindy that drove me nuts

I Left Alice Down In Dallas; cause Marcia is really the only girl for me……..

I was thinking Tom.

In reference to yesterday’s Pearls, Pig’s favorite Brady is James.

The comments today are a nice bellweather for age.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha…!

We kids watched The Brady Bunch every Friday night on ABC, until NBC started airing Sanford & Son on Friday night, then my father took the TV over.

So Friday went from being Marcia, to being Fred G. SANFORD. Period.

Mondays and Tuesdays are my Saturday’s and Sunday’s. =:-o

As a middle child, I’m offended. Happy Monday everyone!

When the show started I noticed that Jan had the same Math book that I did, & I liked her. By the time we were in high school I was the same age as Marcia, so it was a bit creepy. Uncool.

Let’s get back to the bad puns !

Sunday is for the Lovely Lady!

(Having not a single clue… associated with not a single care. Smiling all the way. I have heard of the Brady Bunch, but cannot tell you a thing beyond “it was a TV show, I think”.)

So you must have had a hunch, that that thing you are watching on the TV, is a program that is called The Brady Bunch !!!!

Shove it, Pig!

So would Saturday be Ginger or Mary Ann?

This saddens me, as Jan was always my favorite.

Luckily, there is no “Brady Bunch Calendar” in my house. nor would I ever refer to that show unless pushed to do so….

Jan was my favorite. I had such a crush on Eve Plumb

Sure, Jan.