“Read the entire test BEFORE you start. You must use a pen.
Your name: ____________________________ Date:___/___/_____
(enough questions to fill the rest of the page)
More on reverse”
Then on the back it says: Do NOT fill out any part of the test. Sit here for 5 minutes, then turn it in empty. If you have filled in your name or date; or answered a question, you FAIL.
The results of many applicants to on-line or for-profit degree mills, except there, he would have fallen onto a mattress stuffed with late debt payment notices with his name on them.
the zig zag pattern on the sweater is reminiscent of Charlie Brown and he always had blind trust that Lucy would not move that football just before he kicked it!
Regarding test for the accelerated program: “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school” – for some reason, I do remember that gravity will accelerate any object at a rate of 32 feet per second per second. Yep, that’s been a big help in my life!
Ah, the Lemming effect. Blindly following others creates the Lemming effect. The unwillingness to question the message and ignoring any other information not in absolute agreement with the leader’s message is an all too common side effect.
saobadao almost 5 years ago
Sad, very sad
Bilan almost 5 years ago
They actually found somebody that would follow those directions?
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
He’s just graduated as a Master of Blind Trust with first class honours.
finkd almost 5 years ago
Yet another contender for the Darwin Award.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Have you ever taken that test that starts with
“Read the entire test BEFORE you start. You must use a pen.
Your name: ____________________________ Date:___/___/_____
(enough questions to fill the rest of the page)
More on reverse”
Then on the back it says: Do NOT fill out any part of the test. Sit here for 5 minutes, then turn it in empty. If you have filled in your name or date; or answered a question, you FAIL.
Did you pass?
Watcher almost 5 years ago
From accelerated to decelerated in 30 seconds.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
Can’t be much of a course. They didn’t ask for his bank card and PIN number
franki_g almost 5 years ago
I’m not falling for it
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
he also likes flying blind, turning a blind eye, and going up blind alleys…
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
He was looking for the argument clinic.
Dr_Fogg almost 5 years ago
At least they didn’t ask for their SSN or credit card
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
His hat should be RED!!
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
The results of many applicants to on-line or for-profit degree mills, except there, he would have fallen onto a mattress stuffed with late debt payment notices with his name on them.
smgray almost 5 years ago
There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. MAGA Make America Godawful Again.
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Praise the Lord!
drycurt almost 5 years ago
Faulty instructions.
JudyAz almost 5 years ago
Well, he did get to experience acceleration for a short time..
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Lesson learned. You are now a candidate for the CIA. Congratulations.
nikpromo almost 5 years ago
Brilliant cartoon; Excellent comments!!!!!
gammaguy almost 5 years ago
When my financial advisor suggested that I should open a blind trust, I don’t think that’s what he meant.
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Learn anything?
mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I was suspecting Wiley Bears up to the last panel.
YulanaLow Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Couldn’t SEE that coming, could he?
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Lesson learned.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
If you survived that, there are lawyers across the alleyway.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
And just like that, he owes thousands in student loans.
ForALaugh Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Republicans will do this over and over again until they’re voted out of office.
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
I just finished a RPG that had an artifact called the Boots of Blinding Speed. The blinding went with the speed.
Burgundy2 almost 5 years ago
the zig zag pattern on the sweater is reminiscent of Charlie Brown and he always had blind trust that Lucy would not move that football just before he kicked it!
paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Coincidentally, Mark Parisi has a similar theme in today’s “Off the Mark.”
AMBER1 almost 5 years ago
Congratulations! You passed!
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
Hope they got his payment in advance.
Charlie Tuba almost 5 years ago
Replace steps 1 thru 3 with “Vote for Trump.”
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Regarding test for the accelerated program: “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school” – for some reason, I do remember that gravity will accelerate any object at a rate of 32 feet per second per second. Yep, that’s been a big help in my life!
mfrasca almost 5 years ago
Lodge 49. May it rest in peace
bakana almost 5 years ago
He’s just lucky they didn’t put the Trash can directly under the door.
keenanthelibrarian almost 5 years ago
Not gonna do that again, is he?
ChristopherHeckman almost 5 years ago
Next week, he goes to the School of Hard Knocks.
Feathered Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ah, the Lemming effect. Blindly following others creates the Lemming effect. The unwillingness to question the message and ignoring any other information not in absolute agreement with the leader’s message is an all too common side effect.