Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 25, 2020

Sad, very sad

They actually found somebody that would follow those directions?

He’s just graduated as a Master of Blind Trust with first class honours.

Yet another contender for the Darwin Award.

Have you ever taken that test that starts with

“Read the entire test BEFORE you start. You must use a pen.

Your name: ____________________________ Date:___/___/_____

(enough questions to fill the rest of the page)

More on reverse”

Then on the back it says: Do NOT fill out any part of the test. Sit here for 5 minutes, then turn it in empty. If you have filled in your name or date; or answered a question, you FAIL.

Did you pass?

From accelerated to decelerated in 30 seconds.

Can’t be much of a course. They didn’t ask for his bank card and PIN number

I’m not falling for it

he also likes flying blind, turning a blind eye, and going up blind alleys…

He was looking for the argument clinic.

At least they didn’t ask for their SSN or credit card

His hat should be RED!!

The results of many applicants to on-line or for-profit degree mills, except there, he would have fallen onto a mattress stuffed with late debt payment notices with his name on them.

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. MAGA Make America Godawful Again.

Praise the Lord!

Faulty instructions.

Well, he did get to experience acceleration for a short time..

Lesson learned. You are now a candidate for the CIA. Congratulations.

Brilliant cartoon; Excellent comments!!!!!

When my financial advisor suggested that I should open a blind trust, I don’t think that’s what he meant.

Learn anything?

I was suspecting Wiley Bears up to the last panel.

Couldn’t SEE that coming, could he?

Lesson learned.

If you survived that, there are lawyers across the alleyway.

And just like that, he owes thousands in student loans.

Republicans will do this over and over again until they’re voted out of office.

I just finished a RPG that had an artifact called the Boots of Blinding Speed. The blinding went with the speed.

the zig zag pattern on the sweater is reminiscent of Charlie Brown and he always had blind trust that Lucy would not move that football just before he kicked it!

Coincidentally, Mark Parisi has a similar theme in today’s “Off the Mark.”

Congratulations! You passed!

Hope they got his payment in advance.

Replace steps 1 thru 3 with “Vote for Trump.”

Regarding test for the accelerated program: “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school” – for some reason, I do remember that gravity will accelerate any object at a rate of 32 feet per second per second. Yep, that’s been a big help in my life!

Lodge 49. May it rest in peace

He’s just lucky they didn’t put the Trash can directly under the door.

Not gonna do that again, is he?

Next week, he goes to the School of Hard Knocks.

Ah, the Lemming effect. Blindly following others creates the Lemming effect. The unwillingness to question the message and ignoring any other information not in absolute agreement with the leader’s message is an all too common side effect.