Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 25, 2020

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    saobadao  almost 5 years ago

    Sad, very sad

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    They actually found somebody that would follow those directions?

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    He’s just graduated as a Master of Blind Trust with first class honours.

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    Yet another contender for the Darwin Award.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Have you ever taken that test that starts with

    “Read the entire test BEFORE you start. You must use a pen.

    Your name: ____________________________ Date:___/___/_____

    (enough questions to fill the rest of the page)

    More on reverse”

    Then on the back it says: Do NOT fill out any part of the test. Sit here for 5 minutes, then turn it in empty. If you have filled in your name or date; or answered a question, you FAIL.

    Did you pass?

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    From accelerated to decelerated in 30 seconds.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t be much of a course. They didn’t ask for his bank card and PIN number

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    franki_g  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not falling for it

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    he also likes flying blind, turning a blind eye, and going up blind alleys…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    He was looking for the argument clinic.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    At least they didn’t ask for their SSN or credit card

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    His hat should be RED!!

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    The results of many applicants to on-line or for-profit degree mills, except there, he would have fallen onto a mattress stuffed with late debt payment notices with his name on them.

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    smgray  almost 5 years ago

    There are none so blind as those who refuse to see. MAGA Make America Godawful Again.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Praise the Lord!

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    drycurt  almost 5 years ago

    Faulty instructions.

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    JudyAz  almost 5 years ago

    Well, he did get to experience acceleration for a short time..

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Lesson learned. You are now a candidate for the CIA. Congratulations.

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    nikpromo  almost 5 years ago

    Brilliant cartoon; Excellent comments!!!!!

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    When my financial advisor suggested that I should open a blind trust, I don’t think that’s what he meant.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Learn anything?

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I was suspecting Wiley Bears up to the last panel.

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    YulanaLow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Couldn’t SEE that coming, could he?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Lesson learned.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    If you survived that, there are lawyers across the alleyway.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    And just like that, he owes thousands in student loans.

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    ForALaugh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Republicans will do this over and over again until they’re voted out of office.

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    I just finished a RPG that had an artifact called the Boots of Blinding Speed. The blinding went with the speed.

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    Burgundy2  almost 5 years ago

    the zig zag pattern on the sweater is reminiscent of Charlie Brown and he always had blind trust that Lucy would not move that football just before he kicked it!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Coincidentally, Mark Parisi has a similar theme in today’s “Off the Mark.”

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    AMBER1  almost 5 years ago

    Congratulations! You passed!

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    Hope they got his payment in advance.

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 5 years ago

    Replace steps 1 thru 3 with “Vote for Trump.”

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Regarding test for the accelerated program: “When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school” – for some reason, I do remember that gravity will accelerate any object at a rate of 32 feet per second per second. Yep, that’s been a big help in my life!

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    mfrasca  almost 5 years ago

    Lodge 49. May it rest in peace

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    He’s just lucky they didn’t put the Trash can directly under the door.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Not gonna do that again, is he?

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    ChristopherHeckman  almost 5 years ago

    Next week, he goes to the School of Hard Knocks.

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    Feathered Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah, the Lemming effect. Blindly following others creates the Lemming effect. The unwillingness to question the message and ignoring any other information not in absolute agreement with the leader’s message is an all too common side effect.

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