Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 29, 2020

A lot of incisive, insightful questions from the news desk this week!

Batteries are certainly possible, but not on short notice, and they’d probably have to mortgage one of their kids to afford it.

Where is the station’s fact-checker?

Lupin will keep going and going and going….

The monster digests his food in a blizzard wizard lizard gizzard.

A fully charged cat can run wild for about an hour (usually in the middle of the night) and then has to recharge for 23.

Lupin is always trying to eat generators? :-)

Exactly, Elvis! Flashlights, lamps, powered by batteries!.

Oh, Lupin, you don’t need batteries! You’re a solar-powered kitty!

And Burt’s right … We need a visual of a chameleon dressed like Gandalf!

Puck is the font of all their wisdom. They’re in trouble.

I’m always so happy to see Pucky toe beans.

Lupin is a danger to himself!

Lupin, eating batteries is likely to lead to your agonizing demise.

It’s milk and eggs in Thunderdome over on Sally Forth:

https://www.comicskingdom.com/sally-forth/2020-01-29

Maybe the woman should let the cats help her make out the shopping list!

Mr Tesla to the rescue.

Just keep Lupin away from nuclear fuel rods!

I am pretty sure you are one kitty who does not need back up batteries, Fluffasouras Rex…I mean, Lupin!

Puck toe beans! Elvis ought to have toe beans.

What sort of journalists are you, cats? Get your facts right for catssake!

After reading the first panel, I now have the image of the Woman and the Man out in the yard of the BPH, dancing in a circle while chanting and waving a carton of milk and a loaf of bread.

Lupin, don’t eat me!

So that’s why we make french toast during blizzards!

You all forgot toilet paper. The proper chant is “milk, bread toilet paper”

No blizzards in our forecast (knock on wood). Did groceries, so we have plenty of bread, milk, and the other necessities of life on hand.

I have read a fantasy novel that included the tale of a lizard wizard.

yeah just get those whatchamacallit’s that’ll help a lot

I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live with no bread & milk – besides

I spent oh so many nights worrying you were on the way

As you grew strong / But I learned how to sing this song

And so you’re back / From outer space

I just checked the latest forecast with a sad look upon my face

I should have changed that stupid channel, I should have moved to Miami

If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me

Go on now, go, blow out to sea

Just turn around now / ‘Cause you’re not welcome anymore

Weren’t you the one who tried to take away electricity?

Do you think I’d crumble

Did you think I’d have pb and iced coffee?

Oh no, not I, I will survive

Oh, as long as I know how to keep warm, I know I’ll stay alive

I’ve got all this bread to eat

And I’ve got all my milk to drink and I’ll survive

I will survive, hey, hey

Original songwriters: Dino Fekaris / Frederick J. Perren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmwwQBWRIAs

Its snowing here this morning. Talk about your topical strip… Anyway as soon as I got up from bed, Belle went and laid down on my pre-warmed pillow and Giblet curled up on middle of the pre-warmed bed. They both looked and me with pitying eyes, as if to say, silly human going out in the snow and leaving a purrfectly warm bed…sad, silly human.

My book is due back from the Editor this Friday (first edit). I wonder if there is enough red-ink in all of Britain for her to mark up the work with the countless corrections that will be needed. I am still trying to find an illustrator and I have no idea if anyone will publish the story. I guess those questions will be answered in all good time.

Cheers all.

I’m surprised Burt doesn’t know what a blizzard is.

rescue kitty update: Mia is doing well just had her fixed she wants to play rough with Midnight but today she is put in my kitty isolation room so she can heal and not hurt herself. Bella has a Respitory infection and will go to the vet today.

Liza lol shes old and sleeps on my pillow until i get home she is in her Im old and happy sleeping stage LOL

So much cat logic!

Now THAT’s the Lupin we’ve been looking for!! Gleeful, joyful, and ready to adventure.

Oh, we can, Lupin. We can . . . [references “Toddler” chart again]

Chips. Lots of chips! not just bread and milk.

It is a good thing that Puck got the battery in this one and not Lupin:

http://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/possible-ally-at-the-dinner-table/

This is one of a handful of originals that hasn’t made it into the newspapers yet.

There’s an Aussie band called King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. They’re a Melbourne psychedelic-acid-rock band. Somehow, I don’t think Robin is likely a fan.

Today is Puzzle Day. Why it’s today, and not some other day, is a puzzlement.

Love “WHY NOT BOTH?” The on going cat confusion is hysterical!

Why not both, indeed? Like Sehhff’hhihhnei’ithhhssshweihh.

Eating batteries could give him faster zoomies!

So great to see all 3 Good Boys at the News Desk!

Yup, Elvis is on to something. Flashlights are great in blackouts, as are certain camp lanterns. And what do they require typically? Batteries. They won’t provide energy like Elvis seems to be thinking, but we prefer to have plenty of spares in case of a blackout.

Oooooo yes Lupin! IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES! “The ceiling is a floor too if you just believe in yourself!” :D

I thought Lupin already WAS a toy race-car in his spare time.

when they made that he was taking a cat nap (sorry for the bad pun!)

OOOoooooooooohhhhhh, I get it.

I wonder where Goldie is right now? I’m sure, wherever she is in the BPH, she’s more than happy that she can watch the weather from inside … the view is much nicer and much warmer.

Just wait until they find out that a blizzard is The Bringer of the Void

Miss you Shaunnmunn!

Lupin, you don’t need extra energy, that’s why you secretly get decaf.