Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 15, 2020

sign me up.

The fish part shouldn’t carry Covid.

Historically, sirens have lured sailors to their death. I would think twice about swimming with them.

Ahh, but these are Mermaids. Not really sure what he thinks he is going to do if they do get together though.

Huh. I see he’s hallucinating. That can be fun, but it’s safer if you have someone around to keep you from acting on your belief that you’re equipped with gills.

“Mermaids can’t catch nor pass on Corona! Looks like tuna tonight!”

I wonder if the shepherds have figured out this dodge….

Wet and wild…

Beware of the one named Salmon-Ella!

Unfortunately, Covid-19 has a knack for bouncing between species. A tiger caught it in the Bronx Zoo last week.

Now I want to watch “Splash”.

Well there you go. It’s not even frowned upon socially.

I think this social distancing thing might catch on with me. There are some people I don’t want to get within 6 feet of.

Seems fishy to me.

Sure, but what’s the catch?

Good one

Carl’s using the wrong bait.

Why should these mermaids find the fellas any more appealing than their two-legged counterparts find them here daily? I suspect that there are mermen and they just might have better prospects here. Wiley has an interesting imagination. These gilled Sybille just might be offering some strange stuff in the viral sense beyond COVID-19.

I don’t know, looks a little fishy….

There’s a problem in logistics, fellas.

The last days of the “coastal elite”…climate change takes out Ft. Lauderdale. Mar a Lago is thirty fathoms down…

Social distancing is easy if

you don’t shower

you don’t use deodorant

you don’t brush your teeth

you don’t use mouth wash

you do eat lots of garlic

Bet I know who has a bigger pole.

And so begin a whale of a tale of a hurricane gale, a lost sail, a lonely male on the trail of a tail for sale, a stay in jail without bail, his plaintiff wail & rail, and finally his death by ale.

The title is Moby Dick.

But what a way to go.

On a scale of one to ten….

The most recent studies suggest the virus passed from bats to humans in Wuhan through dogs that ate the bats and then did what dogs do [science.mag.org]

BSE, bird flu, swine flu and now Corona crossed species gap, so why risk catching an ichthio flu?

“Real” mermaids are built like manatees.

“Bob, you’ll notice I’m down here fishing in the shade. I warned you that sitting too long in the sun would fry your brain and make you hallucinate.”

Home at Last by Steely Dan:

Well the danger on the rocks is surely pastStill I remain tied to the mastCould it be that I have found my home at lastHome at last

Just imagine when the all go to the ladies room together.

I hope this leads to occasional Wiley mermaids in the same way we have Wiley bears. Captain Eddie sure could expand upon his tall tails… uh, tales.

@Wiley, take note!

I’m a leg man myself.

They just want to eat you.

Looks a little fishy to me. ;-0

your momma’s gone away and yourdaddys gonna staydidn’t leave nobody but the baby(the 3 sirens in Oh Brother Where Art Thou loosely based on Homer’s Odyssey)

You’re hallucinating, Gary

I found that loophole weeks ago.

And now we know that “the science” was all bogus, but the vaccines are still harming people.