Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 27, 2020

Yep!

First you have to get their attention. Do you have a laser pointer?

Once signed there might be an “acting” cabinet position available. Although the cat may be too qualified compared to a current office holder.

Well sure. But how can you TELL they’re laughing?

And the cats’ response is “Oh, you are? It’s about time.”

The one in the photograph is ready.

Turn on the can opener.

As if dogs won’t throw you over the instant someone shows up holding bacon :P

Is Wiley taking a break with these reruns? I hope all is well and not Covfefe19-related.

but they’ll love you dearly if you keep the food a’coming …wait a minute or is that the food they love? ha.ha.ha but I do love them, that I do.

Love the cat cleaning itself on the coach….Wiley must have cats at home.

Remember, Dogs have owners, but Cats have STAFF MEMBERS!

All commenters must be cat owners: they sure know the species! Couldn’t do without my imperious impervious felines. . .

Mine’s pretty loyal; he follows me around like a puppy.

For loyalty- just keep the food coming & the litter box clean.

Oh yeah…she has their rapt attention.

I took in a kitten; had him for a year and a half until I got married to an allergic and passed him to my sister. She had to move, and the cat went to my next-door neighbor. They had another male cat who was rather bossy, and my cat drifted across the street to another family, where he lived out his life, coming over to visit often. So, he had little experience of loyalty, but didn’t hold a grudge.

An earlier commenter made a wise statement – dogs have owners, cats have staff A very cool observation

There’s probably a fly in that lampshade. If so, it’s doomed. The lampshade, that is.

Cats are loyal, they just don’t show it the same way dogs do.

Must be Mrs. Griffin. see… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NalZ53-MRPw

Oh, if they believed it would keep the gravy train rolling they would take that oath without a second thought.

Cats are loyal enough. People mistake obedience for loyalty.

Grandma’s legs in them shoes should do the trick.

“I will be loyal to myself.”

“I will indulge my whims.”

“I will ignore external influences contrary to my will.”

“I will ignore external influences even if they agree with my will, just because.”

“I will loyally deprive myself of internal gas buildup, preferably when my tail is facing she who delusionally believes she is my owner.”

“I will follow my true nature and nurture my inner self.”

“I will be loyal to no other than myself… unless they have tuna or salmon.”

“Even if they have tuna or salmon, loyalty will be a flip of the coin… and temporary.”

— The Cat Loyalty Oath

How about…“Everybody line up, c’mon now, in a straight line”

“I’d like a book on training cats.”“That’s over in the science fiction section.”

Must be a slow day for Wiley, repeating a panel from 2016.

If someone is anxious to betray you, they’d jump at the chance to gain your trust by taking a loyalty oath.