Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 22, 2020

It’s obvious Ardis was involved in Fight Club.

P1: “Where’s the money?” P2: “Jim Craig, Boston University”, “Mike Eruzione, Minnesota Duluth”. P3: “What are YOU in for?”

P1, I hope Ardis Gilmore is the official nicknamer at this reform school.

P2, I’ve thought long and hard about this, Mike. Your Goshen Modified name is. . . Flounder!

P3, I’m really hoping Walter White is the teacher.

In all reality , Are we witnessing the formation of another another great comedy team ,Carhee & Knappe it’s got a nice ring to it just like Abott & Costello , Martin & Lewis and Rowan & Martin ?

Ardis Carhee hee hee sure looks like Leonard Fleming. If these two are the only ones in class, what a great student-teacher ratio! Bitsy, you don’t know what you’re missing.

Mike: “OK, I’ll call you ‘TARDIS’, like from Doctor Who!”

Ardis, pulling out his switchblade: “No, you won’t.”

Why? Are you writing a book?

P 4: “….ok…I’ll tell you anyway…I hacked into another student’s personal files on the network and got caught, so here I am…”

OMG, we all missed it! This is R&W’s tribute to the “Breakfast” Club!

Why are any of us here?

“Don’t ask!”

“Too late, I already did!”

I dipped a girls pigtails in the ink well

Great; Now I have no idea how many Saves Gonzo is collecting in Valley Conference fantasy baseball

P 3: “…but I threw a scissors when I was in 2nd grade..”

I’m here for shanking people who ask me questions.

After seeing the desks at Shank Modified Alternative sparkle like they do, I think the staff at Milford need to step their game up. Have they been coasting? Need new blood? The Mayor may be reporting back to Gil on the condition of the locker room. The Mayor said he’s not taking the rap by himself, listening to Kaz and that janitor!

So new character says don’t ask me why I’m here? Really? for a damn long story line so far-and very boring-you have sloooowed this down to a snails pace. All I can say is whats the point? having a brand new character tell the “mayor” Don’t ask? and the director yells, CUT

I don’t suppose Ardis is going to tell us tomorrow that he’s there because of a lame zero tolerance policy? We can only hope.

And speaking of hope, if you have been hoping for a new installment of Mopped Up Thorp, well your hope has been fulfilled!

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The Mayor shows how gullible he really is…a kid arrested for robbing a bank would be in juvie…not some ‘alternative school’

“I was busted off the Florida coast smuggling butter knives.”