Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2020

No, you didn’t drink all that gin, Rat, and your liver is perfectly healthy.

Pig is in denial #904

Sorry Rat. 2020 conned you into drinking water.

( Imagining the sound of a record player needle being dragged back to the beginning track )

Not good enough. Just like on your computer, you also need to empty the trash.

Drinking all that Gin again could be quite the tonic!

À la recherche du temps perdu… Where did it all go?

… does that mean we have to do the whole thing again?

Sign me up Pig.

I need to try that!

If I didn’t know better, I’d say that’s a week reaction, Pig.

We can’t all put our heads in the sand … who will watch for the oncoming train ? … Croc Power !

That’ll teach my mom not to wish for a better year on New Years.

What is the best way to fry your liver? About a bottle of gin a day will do that Rat!

I wonder how Larry is coping with all this? … and is he the sort of croc who wears a mask?

I don’t get it… what’s 2020? never heard of that…

Oh please. There have been way tougher times in the past. The little entitled cry babies of today can’t take a little adversity?

I refuse to buy a 2021 calendar without a warranty

I love the RAT !

I never understood the appeal of gin. Back in my drinking days, it was about 90% beer and 10% Seven and Sevens.

Total denial. A valid strategy.

If what doesn’t kills one, makes one stronger, by the end of 2020 I’ll be Captain America… or dead.

How many here have not touched their 2020 desktop calendar in a significant amount of time?

We ALL get older each and every year, Pig

Following the lead of the RWNJs are you?

If only we can rid of more than 2020….

As he sees his chances for re-coronation slowly slipping from the grasp of his tiny, greedy hands, The Orange Emperor wishes to pretend 2020 never existed.

Unfortunately, unlike golf, there are no mulligans in real life. Pass me the gin, Rat.

I suppose California folks are in no mood for something funny like The crocs.

But if you throw away your calendar, you might forget to VOTE by Nov. 3rd.

Pig needs a paddle to navigate de – NILE.

Gin and Tonic, is obviously great for the health.

of all the Gin joints…………

I don’t know about you, but 2020 has been a very productive year for me.

A rat after my own heart – gin and tonic, anyone?

To paraphrase Hawkeye – I drink way too much for normal times, but not nearly enough for 2020.

2020 could have a happy ending when the votes are counted in November and we can rid ourselves of Trump & the Republican Senate.

Just got a fresh bottle of the Botanist Islay gin. Wonderful for both tonics and martinis…

I thought Rat was a beer drinker?

2019+1? 2021-1? 2019 2/2?

“Vodka is good, but you know what would make it taste even better? Juniper berries and coriander.” I will never understand how gin is still something you can buy.

No,,, you drank the whiskey. Or maybe you drank three or four six packs. I don’t know, just look at the mess you’re in.

Maybe we’ll wake up one morning and find 2019 in the shower.

If tossing the calendar rendered the year null, I’d throw a bunch!

But you did not drink all that gin, Rat. Cybil (the alcoholic and violent kitty over in Lio) drank much of it….

Maybe, going forward on future January firsts; our salutation should be ‘Have an Uneventful New Year’!

No, you did not drink all that gin. I drank some of it.

I know it’s a comic, but that’s just wrong

pig should be a religous leader