Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 08, 2020

Aw, Pucky! It’s OK… What a face, little guy!

Lordie, Lordie…..Could there ever be a more pathetic face than Pucky’s?

Puck looks like a black jack-o-lantern.

I always love seeing Elvis with the reading glasses. LOL

It was just a science experiment about gravity, honest.

Poor little Pucky looks like he’s trying to melt into the table! Don’t worry, little fella, everything will be okay!

He’s starting to look like a literal puck.

Cats have he ability to go boneless and melt down into a puddle when they need to escape.

Elvis toe beans and foot pads!

SWOON!

Oh dear – it’s a puddle o’Pucky

Elvis – How DARE you accuse me?

Lupin – Hmm? What? Is something happening?

Puck – Oh, Cat…

You must admit that the woman doesn’t even look upset. All will be well, Puck.

Poor little fellow was trying to be good and now he is thinking he is looking at a lump of coal come XMas morning. He looks like he is about to burst into tears. Reminds of a room mate I had in my last year of grad school when his Auburn Tigers were stopped at the one inch line toward the end of an Iron Bowl vs Bama in ’94. Guy was the biggest Auburn fan I have ever met, he looked just like Puck after that 4th down stop by the Tide…

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: I’m sorry, Elvis-Anum! It was an accident!

Elvis-Anum: What accident? What are you talking about?

Puckmosis: Your desk. I was trying to straighten up and knocked over an inkwell!

Elvis-Anum: My desk is just fine. Funny, this inkwell was half empty when I last used it.

Puckmosis: I would have said half full.

Elvis-Anum: You would say that. But now it’s completely full. And what’s this folded piece of papyrus?

Puckmosis: It looks like an origami cat.

Elvis-Anum: Was there origami in Egypt?

Puckmosis: There is now. But what’s going on here?

Some distance away

*Lupinium and Agnes-Ata (Whispering): We’ll never tell!

It was aliens!

Puck is

Poor Puck, trying to make himself smaller.

And now I can’t look at Puck without laughing. Poor boy!

Puck knows it was him, but he feels so guilty even if it as an accident.

Oh honey! Just fess up. You still get in trouble, but you get in more trouble if you lie about it. (early learned lesson from my childhood.)

… I think The Woman may have her suspicions.

Also I love Elvis’ indignation at her having had the temerity to interrupt his morning paper.

Poor Puck

In real life is it possible for a cat to look guilty? Dogs manage it very well.

Puck is feeling about one inch tall, like a hockey puck.

Is that a Christmas tree or just a green triangle on the Woman’s T-shirt?

Puck is the Best Boy in the world. He needs a cuddle.

heheheh hehehe look at pucky

It looks light the weight of guilt, is crushing him! LOL! Poor Pucky!

I love Elvis’ reading glasses

For once, Lupin doesn’t just have to feign innocent nonchalance.

hmmm…who could it be?

Poor little Puck…..the despair of the weight of a guilty conscience. But he was just trying to help!

OT. Yen

i want a poster of puck in the 4th panel soo bad

its like me when i had to do a test i hadn’t studyed for

Puck in last panel- ::gulp::

My goodness, Pucky, what big eyes you have.

There are NEW designs in the BCN Zazzle shop including lots of Beatrix! Remember her quote about 2020?

Poor Pucky!

Oh, Puck, honey, it’ll be OK. You’ll see that you will still be loved and get treats (maybe even ham) and scritches and all sorts of lovings.

Don’t worry, Pucky; one event does not negate an entire letter to Santa….

It’s the most horrible time of the year

When a cat’s try to save juice is

A pain in the caboose that causes such fear

It’s the most worrisome time of the year

It’s the dar-darkest-y season of all

With too much suspensing and bad luck dispensing but

If Puck get his ball then (never mind)

It’s the hap-happiest season of all

(Pola Edward, Wyle George – It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year)

Pucky run!

Lupin’s cute little pink tongue stopped in mid-wash. I love it when cats get distracted while washing and leave their tongue out. Our long-departed Dusty used to do that. “Dusty! Put your tongue in!”

Hey, Woman! Maybe it was Goldie. She knocked over the pie.

Puck needs to take a tip from today’s Ten Cats comic. Have the human sign a waiver that reads “Cats are not responsible for anything that may or may not have happened.”

my dog always looks at us like she’s paranoid about something

In Puck’s defense, he didn’t mean to knock it over. If anything, he was trying to be helpful…and then the universe decided to try and spite him.

I think it is possible for cats to look guilty, but only if they think they have done something wrong. And we know that will never happen.

That slight (darkened) emphasis on Puck’s name makes me think the Woman is astonished – Astonished, I tell you – that the spillage could have been done by the sweetest, black tripod kitty.

Anxiety fangs.

Poor Pucky Cat! His conscience is what makes him so loveable!

Oh poor pucky, I know the feeling

Panel 4 is a perfect example of why I don’t play poker for serious money.

So this is Christmas

And what have you done

A glass is tipped over

And worry just begun

And so this is Christmas

I hope you don’t run

’Twas not your fault, dear one

No tart had you flung

A very merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Let’s hope it’s a good one

Without any fears

(John Winston Lennon ♪❤️♪/ Yoko Ono – Happy Xmas)

Cat’s do not DO guilty. Sorry, but I’ve seen scared, mad, hurt and anxious but never guilty.

Today is:

National Christmas Tree Day: Talk about “cultural appropriation!” The use of evergreen trees in midwinter festivals precedes Christianity by millennia. However, “cultural appropriation” is not necessarily a bad thing. In this case, the symbology is so universal as to defy any notion of “ownership.”

For those of you who think cats and Christmas trees are problematic: https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/03/asia/koala-christmas-tree-australia-scli-intl/index.html

Take It in the Ear Day: Which is pretty eerie, as no one seems to know who started it, why, or what the phrase means. At least that’s what I heard from a grape vine. Perhaps it was someone trying to weaponize ear worms.

National Brownie Day: So be particularly nice to yours, as it is their day. In addition to the normal dish of milk, make them a tray of brownies—they like chocolate, too! I’m sure they won’t mind if you sample a few, either. They are indeed gentle fey.

Pretend To Be a Time Traveler Day: Whovians, rejoice! Those of us too familiar with the Laws of Thermodynamics will hide and try to ignore you, or we may wind up standing here beside ourselves.

Elvis: "How dare you accuse me?!

Lupin: “I know nothing! NOTHING!”

Puck: “Where’s an exit when you need one?”

how does puck bend his body and face like that please explain

I’m sorry.

When a cat wants to, they become jello. Unfortunately the jelly bones aren’t in Puck’s favour. Poor Pucky, with all the good deeds you’ve done this year there’s no way Santa can put you on the naughty list

In my case I would agree. Although my dog rarely does anything wrong I could tell just by the look in his eyes. My two cats would never “spill the beans” by the look on their face. Just their promiscuity to the said mess, which is usually under a bed.

a good boy’s worst fear realized….

Pucky, I feel for you. It was an accident.

Suck it up, Puck! You’re acting like a dog!

That face!

Poor sweer tripod looks like he’s trying to melt into the floor. Well, probably counter.

We know how you feel, Puck.

oh no he was squished

Don’t worry Pucky, we all still love you!

OT re scaeva’s today is

Oh, poor little Pucky! Puck, don’t worry—every person here will vouch that you didn’t mean to knock it over!

“He tried. That’s the big thing. He tried to do the best he could with what God gave him. He should get a nice raise for trying so hard.”― Kurt Vonnegut

“Trying too hard to be too good, even when trying to be bad, is too good for the bad, too bad for the good.”― Dejan Stojanovic

Puck, don’t try so hard to look innocent! LOL!

Poor Pucky!!!

Wooh! Busy week Miss yall :) (((( sends all the hugs))))

Seeing a lot of new faces here! ((( welcome to the orb))))) sends hugs and hot chocolate!

You need to work on your poker face Puck, melting with guilt gives you away! :)

S q u a s h pucky

Therapist: “Stretchy puck can’t hurt you, he isn’t real.” Stretchy Puck:

l o n g c a t t o

That is my avatar… (Puck’s Face)

Oh lord he Thicc!