Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2020

5 days before Christmas, time for the stores to put out the Easter stuff.

The calendar determines the shape of our chocolate.

LOL Wiley you inspire.

And family is wondering why I am doing a bunch of research on what decorations the Addam’s Family put on there tree.

“Normal” has been ripped out of the dictionary!

Me too.

Better not tell that elf about the bats and flying Jack-o-lanterns pulling the sleigh now.

Garfield hates even more, the new Nermal..

Don’t be. It will change again very soon.

Shouldn’t those elves be wearing masks?

Santa Bunny-Claws is hoppin’ to lockdown

He sneeze you when yr sleepin’He nose you need a breakHe knows you missed holiday partiesSo get baked for goodness sake!

I guess the other guy finally got to big to fit down the chimney, or is it just a ploy to have a small roast for the Christmas dinner?

That would be great! So much cheaper!

aren’t we all.

Santa succumbed to Covid – that’s his replacement? Well what else has he got to do for 3 months besides Paint Eggs – It’s only One Night

Remember “War of the Worlds” when they discovered that the all powerful and destructive alien invaders were defeated by earth germs? I feel some irony coming on.

Comics and comments revive me and brighten my day. Has done that all my life, during the wars, police actions, riots, and economic crashes. Whatever the new normal, that’s where I go to revive my sense of humor and balance my emotions.

Thank you, ladies and gentleman, for keeping life in perspective.

Reality Check has a similar theme, with the Easter Bunny in the sleigh switching places with Santa. Why not? Hard boiled colored eggs instead of lumps of coal? And, if Santa does Easter, he may have to lose the jacket.

BUNNY!

The new normal isn’t.

I hope Hanukkah Harry isn’t sick.

Yeah, 2020 has reached the North Pole. Santa going into all those homes would be the ultimate super-spreader event.

Jack Skellington got in trouble, trying to take over.

Normal is what is happening now. Get used to it for several more months. If you fight it, it will kill you or someone you love.

“Normal” is just a setting on the dryer.

I really hope that those eggs are hard boiled!

Aren’t we all? And we long for “precedented times”

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OK OK who’s the idiot that kept the White House Bunny somewhere it could be stolen?

First the MLK day stuff, Valentines Day stuff, President’s Day stuff, Impeachment Day stuff.

There was the year Death subbed for the Hogfather.

This is the 2nd comic today with the Easter Bunny and Santa. So far.

I work for a national grocery store chain, we’re getting Valentine’s Day stuff already, with Easter chocolate bunnies not far behind.

Shoot.. You guys are all behind the times. Our local Home Depot already has their stuff for Halloween 2021 sitting on pallets in the receiving area … 8^P

Did I see a fireworks stand go up the other day?

Good thing the Light Elves (Liósalfar) are immune and so is the hybrid Santa. The reindeer are not infectious.

Any puritans out there looking at this cartoon will probably get a fit given that they banned Christmas and ignored Easter, see https://www.history.com/news/when-massachusetts-banned-christmas and https://www.newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/puritan-easter-devils-holiday/ wonder what they thought about elves.

The Ether Bunny got tired of nothing but Eggs, Eggs, Eggs, all the time, so he staged a Hostile Takeover.

The “New Normal” is a Leftist phrase, Wiley. Why you dissing it?

valentine candy and cards are already out here!