Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2021

Biological warfare

That would definitely make me run away.

Ugh. Spiders.

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I used to do that to my sister when I was a kid. It didn’t work she would just hit me.

Arrgh! Is this what they call a Continental breakfast?

I have a sorta mild case of arachnophobia as does my wife whereas my daughter has a major case!But I do know some who go total bananas when they encounter a spider!

On the other hand, one of my parents friends, called Heather, just grabbed a big house spider and crushed it in her hand!

You know why spiders make lousy pilots? It’s because they are always in a tailspin!

The Small Bear here has no fear of spiders. Every so often one of her friends, who is terrified of spiders will ring up and so she trots round to remove it. She always puts it somewhere safe though.

WKRP ?

“Why did it have to be spiders?”

Spiders I can handle… it’s those #%¥&!!! house centipedes that do me in.

Spiders with seven legs?

Bombs Away!!!!!!

Where’s Penny when you need her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WfuEyBrGs

So Wiz is now Spider-Man?

oh no! its raining asterisks!

Is that Hagar on the right in panel two?

That would be enough for me.

Everyone — even Huns — has something to be scared of.

Omg now I have the HEEBEEJEEBEES!

Hagar?

Bowie: ♪ “So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our bones?” ♪

I saw a similar route in training when some knuckle head dug up a bunch of bees. Who knew bees lived under ground?

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “bug bomb.”

Them’s SPIDERS? With only six legs?? Methinks they’re being attacked by asterisks !! (The worst kind!)

I am not afraid of spiders, and even I shuddered!

To me, spiders are living proof that God cursed the earth.

Until one of those spears punctures your balloon!

I never kill spiders- if they are well fed then they are killing/eating flying insects that spread disease and bite…I’d rather have the spiders

Hun run. Done.

But . . . seven-legged spiders???

If one gets bit by a radioactive spider, will he become Spider-Hun?

Who cloned Hagar the Horrible?

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Isn’t there a Geneva Convention against the use of spiders in warfare?

Well, DARPA can stop wasting billions on fancy bioweapons now. Gotta be pretty cheap to just breed black widows. Add a few scorpions and the country will be invincible.

I remember reading of pouches of scorpions that were catapulted over city walls resisting sieges. My question: who gathered the scorpions?

The enemies must have arachnaphobia

I can almost hear Wizard and Rodney singing:

♫ Yippie-yi-o (yippie-yi-o)

♪ Yippie-yi-yay (yippie-yi-yay)

♫ Ghost spiders in the sky.

I should do that to all my enemies…

I think that counts as biological warfare.

That is one of the ways the fink ensures his kingdom is secured. The wizard is resourceful.

If it weren’t for spiders we would be wading in bugs up to our knees.

Well, I see it as luck!