Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 27, 2021

I’d suggest hiding them under the mashed potatoes, kid, but Cliff will eat them.

“Don’t play with your food!”

Apparently we shrink when we’re cooked.

You learn something new everyday.

Cliff is empty calories anyhow.

At least peel them first.

Stay tuned: Does this spell the end to Brewster Rockit?

Is Brewster having a bad dream because of something he ate?

Will the crew be saved because of a picky kid?

“But mom, the big one on the right is all junk food!”

WARNING: Eating Cliff would be bad for your health.

She’s wrong, the Rigel colony was destroyed by a Vogon Constructor fleet after it was saved from the doomsday planet killer by Captain Kirk!

“Well then give them to Rigel-7.”

One of those three is a pretty tasty dish.

Um, wondering about that yesterday. How ‘alien’ was being used. On their planet we’re the aliens, not humans. This isn’t an alien kid, it’s a normal child.

I got this from a teacher in grade school when I started to get up from the lunch table with food still on the plate, something like “There’s starving children in Africa”. So I thought to myself, then send this to them. (I didn’t say it outloud). I couldn’t imagine what that had to do with me and my food. The guilt-trip tactic didn’t work.

How to Serve Man

If humans are served raw, what was the point of the cook book?

A backstory might’ve nice.

There are kids starving on Omicron Persei Eight!

Ah. yes. Rigel VII, placing Brewster and friends in the Star Trek Universe https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rigel_VII

WOW! The whole gang. Lots of proteins and an oversize serving of transfats!

Cliff carries a lot of carbs though

Cliff is pure lard, Brewster is hardly what someone would call “brain food”, and Pam is more than a bit tough. Not something I would be feeding my kids.

Cubicle raised are full of preservatives. Farm raised is better, but for the best you really want a free range swampy.

We’ll see how the crew looks tomorrow.

Are human clothes for aliens like fish bones for us?

Leftovers.

Rigel 7 was the planet where Captain Pike fought the Kalar. The people of Talos 4 used his memory of that to to create an illusion where he has to protect Vina from a Kalar.

You have to finish your humans or you won’t get any Venusian for dessert.

“Ewww, gross Mom! Sushi?!”

Guess the kid is getting it’s vegetables today, Cliff is included.

Eat your humans or no Glorbx for dessert.

You’d think the humans would be either fleeing or incapacitated, not just standing there like they have no idea what’s about to happen.

Mmm, long pig.

Did Mom glue their Boots to the plate to keep them from running all over the table?

May I have seconds of Pam, please?!

Bite size.

they’re so fatty, though …