Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2021

Got your mask?

He’s forgetting a pocket to put them in.

One would think he realize it’s a little breezy.

He is about to publicly share his shortcomings.

Consequence of 1 year of quarantine and working from home.

Nice dad-bod, dude.

Yeah. In the winter, you figured it out as soon as you stepped outside. Doesn’t work so well when the outside’s a comfortable temperature.

He’s not suited to appear in public—even if it’s his birthday.

Sun screen?

I could just be that recurring dream of his.

No pockets to put them in.

Maybe my glasses, Nope got them, let’s go!

What, no mask? EEEEEEEEEEK!

Strange, just last week I dreamed I was naked!!! That must mean something.

How come the door is already open?

He’s got his “new clothes” on. No problem.

Was it him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcsjPmgEQjo

Your mask! Oh, and a fig leaf!

No problem. He’s the Emperor.

Look again….did you check your pockets?

Mask! (might come in handy a couple ways)

The police can help you figure out what you’re missing when they arrest you.

Know that feeling.

It’s Monday, there are no ZOOM meetings scheduled, I can run those errands before anyone else is out and about.

His lunch bucket!

Forgot to shave

Later on the plane: “OH NO! We forgot Kevin!”

Home Alone 7: The Nudist Felony

Forgot something??? Well not if he’s at a nudist resort.

your mask, friend, your mask

if your mask is between your butt cheeks – then check to make sure you have your fig leaf cause I can’t tell from this angle

Just a t-shirt away from being Ziggy.

Your Under Amour boxer jock.

Did this a couple days ago. Got to the ground floor of my building before i realized I’d forgotten something. No one saw me so I’m not commenting from jail. .

Wallet, phone, spectacles, testicles. Yep. He’s good to go.

This guy?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/william-amos-leaked-photo-1.5991968

Why would today be different from any other in the last year?

Suffering from over-exposure.

Atababy’s grown up nightmare?

He forgot his hat.

Oh yeah, dignity.

maybe is he tried to put his stuff in a pocket, and it was painful, he would remember what he forgot

In today’s world, he needs the “Clothes-Minded” app.

If your head wasn’t attached you would forget that.

Your mask.

The MASK dammit, the mask!

Whoo there’s a breeze

thats why I always leave my keys in my pants pocket.

Your Mask!

How did he open the door?

He could be at a nudist colony.

pocket?

In some towns no one would notice.

used to wearing clothes he is having a hard time getting use to his first day at the nudist camp.

Looks like he forgot to shave

It is not yet warm enough to forget THAT.