It’s not always the thought that counts, Pig thought he could pick up Nancy with only the cost of a coffee. In my experience, a Nancy is FAR more expensive (the woes of an ex-wife).
If you actually want the best coffee not a coffee drink, gas station coffee is the best. I’m not talking about some little place where the same pot has been on the burner all day. Some place like Bucee’s where they make over a thousand pots a day. The coffee is literally just minutes old and a large is just a buck.
You know, I can get a better simple “large” cup of coffee, at 1/4 the price, with none of the “barista” lip, with no waiting at my local gas station than I can at Starbucks. Granted, I have to serve myself, but that’s okay too. I’m a generous tipper. 8>)
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
Consider yourself lucky, Pig; she seems like the Starbucks type.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
“No, everybody knows you’re a pig!”
Pilly the Almighty Teddy Bear about 3 years ago
Knowing Pig, he will mess up the order and drink it before he gets to drop it off.
B UTTONS about 3 years ago
Pig should offer her a side of bacon while testing the latest mattresses.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Can’t neighbors just have a cup of joe together as friends (or acquaintances)? Nancy probably thinks not.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
… and be sure to sanitize it before you leave.
WoodenNickel1 about 3 years ago
N. That is the Patterson’s Preschool Dentistry rugby helmets. Know your Canadian history concerning coal mining, Mr. Pastis.
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
I still luv you, Pig.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Pig almost got a foot in the door.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
It’s obvious that Nancy prefers Lattes before Swine!
AndreasMartin about 3 years ago
Well, what did you expect, Pig? It’s the age of Amazon™.
LizardPriest about 3 years ago
Luring women into beastiality obviously requires a wittier pickup line.
rshive about 3 years ago
And don’t forget to ring the bell, Pig.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 3 years ago
Probably for the best, if Pigita found out about this she’d kick his pork!
RACerri32 about 3 years ago
Welcome to the club , Pig , as president , I have never met a pick-up line that worked !
Breadboard about 3 years ago
Wonder what a Rat pick – up line would be ?
dadoctah about 3 years ago
As someone who drives for DoorDash, it took me a minute to figure out the joke here.
Gent about 3 years ago
Maybe she loves pork chops, Pig. If that doesn’t work, offer her some ham and baco… Oh Whoops. Sorry about that, Pig.
ERBEN2 about 3 years ago
I just love RAT on the pillow today .
SheMc about 3 years ago
She doesn’t deserve you Pig, let her get her own coffee!!!
tripwire45 about 3 years ago
Vanilla lattes. Yuck. Date someone who drinks real coffee.
Ignatz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Where is Pigita, you cad?
wmchere about 3 years ago
nice touch, the pillow
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
Do that and pray for ants.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ask her out to the bayou for swamp coffee.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
Don’t worry, Pig. She’s not your species, anyways.
diskus Premium Member about 3 years ago
What did the world do to a cup of coffee?
Arav727 about 3 years ago
what about pigita?
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s not always the thought that counts, Pig thought he could pick up Nancy with only the cost of a coffee. In my experience, a Nancy is FAR more expensive (the woes of an ex-wife).
ILK about 3 years ago
If you actually want the best coffee not a coffee drink, gas station coffee is the best. I’m not talking about some little place where the same pot has been on the burner all day. Some place like Bucee’s where they make over a thousand pots a day. The coffee is literally just minutes old and a large is just a buck.
iggyman about 3 years ago
What would Pigita say?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 3 years ago
How will Nancy drink coffee if she has no mouth?
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
She’s certainly willing to have coffee but not PIG!
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
“Nip it in the bud”…..interspecies dating that is.
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
That worked a lot better now than a year ago.
Bookworm about 3 years ago
You know, I can get a better simple “large” cup of coffee, at 1/4 the price, with none of the “barista” lip, with no waiting at my local gas station than I can at Starbucks. Granted, I have to serve myself, but that’s okay too. I’m a generous tipper. 8>)
zeexenon about 3 years ago
She knows, when you lay down with pigs all you ever get is dirty.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
I guess that she’s not into inter-species dating….
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Have a good drop-off line when you get her the coffee, Pig.
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
Well, at least he hadn’t already bought it for her.
kaycstamper about 3 years ago
Be more explicit…“I was wondering if I could take you out for a cup of coffee sometime?”
smorbie the great and beautiful about 3 years ago
Pig, maybe try to get back with Pigita. She understands you.
pcmcdonald about 3 years ago
Pig did say coffee “some time” which can be a long long time.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
It’s just that Neighbor Nancy is not your type, Pig.
Neither is Pigita, may she be gone.
Un-die Sweet Fanny!
Where there is an omnipotent Cartoon-Boy, there is hope for you, Pig….
yogabbagabba almost 3 years ago
from what I here from other people, I’m surprised you even had pickup lines