Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2021

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    Kveldulf  over 3 years ago

    I have hypoglycemia. I’ve come pretty close. Now I eat lots of meat and a lot fewer sweets.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    He could have just taken one arm instead of eating the whole animal trainer.

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    waltermatera  over 3 years ago

    Hey, I used to have hypoglycemia before I lapsed into Type II diabetes. I’m with the tiger!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Watch out for a loose Bengal tiger. I might have low blood sugar.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Worst case? Best case, if you ask me. Big cats shouldn’t be made to perform for people.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Sometimes you just have to follow your … stomach.

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    dadoctah  over 3 years ago

    I’m involved in a double-blind test of a new treatment for hypoglycemia. The test group will be given a highly-concentrated carbohydrate solution to be ingested orally in tablet form, while the control group will receive only an inert sugar pill.

    Hey, wait a second….

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    dot-the-I  over 3 years ago

    Both cats avoid possible heartburn by not being coaxed to jump through that hoop.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Well, yeah ….

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    ….and he was such a good trainer…

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    While filming movies they use ‘empty horses’ – they are a little hungry and thirsty so no ‘accidents’ are filmed. Trainer may have forgotten you need to approach live acts, with large cats, a bit differently.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Great, now what will the other one eat?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, in truth, if the trainer was starving, he’d eat the cat too.

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like dinner time when I was a youngster; or, as we called it, “The Call of the Wild.”

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Big cat trainer really was an oxymoron.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    Was it Siegfried ot Roy?

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    Yardley701  over 3 years ago

    Anyone that hits an animal with a whip deserves to be eaten.

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    jessie d.  over 3 years ago

    Our zoo had the female lioness beat up the much larger male.He cowers before her now. Something happens when any species moves to America, don’t annoy the female or you’ll be on the lunch menu.

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    SusieB  over 3 years ago

    Classic case of being hangry

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    And the trainer was really such a sweet guy.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    And thus the importance of a balanced diet…

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    With that much sudden sugar intake, it’s a wonder the tiger isn’t using the fire ring like a hula hoop.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    Where was his lawyer?

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    ChristineMurphy  over 3 years ago

    Note to self: always feed the tiger.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 3 years ago

    Boy, I can relate to this cat.

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    akachman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Actually, best case scenario. Animals are not here for our entertainment.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    My wife is mildly hypoglycemic. I sometimes kid her that when she’s grouchy, she must be hungry. But it is true, that when someone’s blood sugar is low, their mood alters.

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    frankscheidt  over 3 years ago

    He’s one selfish Tiger!

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 3 years ago

    Ancient Greek myth. A man trained his team of horses to win the chariot races by feeding them meat. Day of the race, he deliberately did not feed them thinking it would make them fierce and run faster. Instead, the team turned on him, killed him and ate him. Talk about instant karma! i’ve always liked that myth because for once you saw justice.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Roy of “Siegfried and Roy” was attacked onstage by tiger who was apparently confused by (prohibited) flash photography during a performance. A wild cat is always a wild cat with speed and strength that can be a deadly surprise. So, very funny: trainer dying in the ring.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    I see the tiger ate part of the chair also. At least he got his fiber also.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Snickers.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Well only cartoon animals can eat an adult whole clothes and all.

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    Al_Reynolds Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sometimes disarmament is difficult.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    Hold that Tiger. Hold that Tiger……

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    I’m more scared of a tiger than a lion.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    They’re cats, OK?

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    buflogal!  over 3 years ago

    I think it would have been funnier if the tiger were explaining to the trainer after taking a couple bites.

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    It must have been like getting really good ribs—you just cannot stop!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    It’s hard to have sympathy for some who willingly enters a cage with two of the top apex predators of the world. Just saying…..

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    Its just me  over 3 years ago

    Reading and laughing at a lot of these comments must mean I have a very twisted sense of humour.

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    locake  over 3 years ago

    You’d think Feed Tiger First would be number one on the list.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    PETA approved?

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    33Angel  over 3 years ago

    The expression on the lion’s face is adorable!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bummer…now you don’t have a trainer anymore.

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    James Allion  over 3 years ago

    Maybe that’s what happened to Sigfried and Roy?

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