Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 13, 2021

Makes about as much sense as some of the “new speak”.

The little house behind the little house on the prairie.

Like a seagull before a flight..

..take a dump before a hike

It’s a primitive denitrogenization chamber.

Beware though, there could be Wiley bears inside!

Deregulation Station. Sounds like something from School House Rock.

A deregulation station that keeps you regular — how cool is that!

A Deregulation Station? I’d be concerned that it might not keep you regular – that it might be a Constipation Station.

Regulations #1 and #2

Don’t go in there if you want to stay regular.

Leaving a dump sounds less messy than taking one.

If that’s a deregulation station, then it should be large enough for bulls to use.

Is this where the bears go?

“Is it just me, or does it stink in here?” – B.C.

Nicer then what? Restroom? Outhouse? Port a Potty?

I’ve been calling them “Recycling Centers”. Rule is “Dump here, pee in the woods”.

Oh crap, I thought we weren’t doing potty humor.

Excuse me, I need to use the euphemism.

Now all it has to do is catch on fire and we are back in the world of reality.

Not called a downloading station for those who grumble about the lack of wifi in the forest?

That’s where the Wiley bears go…

The number one reason nobody ever reviews regulations.

Portable evacuation facility.

Hiking the Weyerhauser Forest.

Why is it that you don’t notice the wasp nest in the corner until you sit down?

Actually, National Parks call them “comfort stations.” At least they’re nicer than the ones in the National Forests.

My son is hiking the Appalachian Trail and wishes that there were more of these. He’s gone about 1500 miles but hurt his foot and had to stop yesterday.

Sit down and take a load off your mind!

I bet when you open it, a big old bear is waiting inside.or worse……https://thehill.com/changing-america/sustainability/environment/567021-video-catches-terrifying-moment-a-colorado-hiker

Forest Facilities.—Before the Interstate system was connected, the were random “Rest Stops” along the highways. Picnic tables, out house, and a well with a hand pump. As kids, we thought pumping the water was fun.

Only if you are regular!

Some national and state and provincial parks in other countries also have hiker’s huts along the trail where one can spend the night.

Supposedly before the adoption of the more familiar male and female bathroom symbols, it was common to use a crescent moon to denote that an outhouse was for women and a sun to denote that it was an outhouse for men. … Thus, only the women’s outhouses were left regularly used and the others went the way of the dodo.

Seriously, who does that in the woods anyway?

Ramped, low handle: Looks properly ADA compliance “regulated.”

Nobody mentioned the paperwork involved?

Just remember to check very carefully for signs of Wiley Bears before committing yourself to the interior.

“A one-holer!”

and it already has 3 cash offers, all for over asking price.