Since Galileo, the heliocentric solar system model replaced the geocentric theory (not all of a sudden, I’m sure there were there were a group of medieval miscreants yelling “fake news” for a while). Until I was born…and now the sun and stars revolve around me.
As far as I can tell, the universe extends the same distance from me in every direction. I may be mistaken about this, but, so far, no-one has been able to show otherwise. This is a pretty good reason for thinking that I am the centre of the universe.
Rat is confusing location and contents, or maybe physical and metaphorical. Maybe he and his feelings are mostly composed of iron and nickel. That would explain his personal magnetism.
Rat is mistaken. The center of the world consists of cats. And two year olds. I know. I can see that from my vantage point……The Center of the Universe.
Several million other millennials that will both agree and disagree with you. They understand the sentiment but think the center of the world is “them.”
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Wow! Now I know why Pastis made Rat President.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
Wow. Rat is clearly a [insert name of political party you hate], amirite?
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
The center of the world is hot, stinky air?
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Since Galileo, the heliocentric solar system model replaced the geocentric theory (not all of a sudden, I’m sure there were there were a group of medieval miscreants yelling “fake news” for a while). Until I was born…and now the sun and stars revolve around me.
You’re welcome.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
This explains why a lot of people don’t give a rat’s @$$ about geology.
Robin Harwood over 3 years ago
As far as I can tell, the universe extends the same distance from me in every direction. I may be mistaken about this, but, so far, no-one has been able to show otherwise. This is a pretty good reason for thinking that I am the centre of the universe.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
I think there’s a gyroscope at the center of the earth.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Just follow the science they say hahaha but what science LOL.
Gent over 3 years ago
Rat identifies himself as someone who knows more science than scientists.
ImDaRealAni over 3 years ago
And it’s solid, unlike the outer core, which is liquid.
Stocky One over 3 years ago
Is Rat actually Donald Trump?
juicebruce over 3 years ago
The center of the world for most people is a Smartphone ;-)
Doug K over 3 years ago
Rat is the center of his egocentric world.
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
Pig should have said the earth.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
And we know more about Rat than we want to… :D
zerotvus over 3 years ago
Don’t we all………
Need coffee over 3 years ago
According to local signage, the center of the universe is in downtown Wallace, Idaho.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
The world doesn’t revolve around you, Rat!
silverclaw33 over 3 years ago
So says everybody on the internet.
Typhoon37 over 3 years ago
ITS MY BDAY
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Being centered is good. Being self-centered, not so much.
TSRaman over 3 years ago
A boss of mine knew he was the centre of the universe.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy! RAT is delusional…..I thought it was PIG but he tops the cake.
Droptma Styx over 3 years ago
We are each the center of our own universe. Perception is reality.
aerotica69 over 3 years ago
Pig’s best bet is to grab some cheese and go back to bed.
T Smith over 3 years ago
How can that be, when the center of the UNIVERSE is clearly me and my feelings?
petermerck over 3 years ago
Sounds right. Rat does have a heart of lead.
The Waffles are my friends over 3 years ago
No, no, no, Rat. You got it all wrong. I’m the center of the world, not you.
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
I wonder what would happen if Rat and Pig read Jules Verne’s “Journey to the Center of the Earth”?
Kveldulf over 3 years ago
Solipsism, thy name is Rat.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
That’s the great thing about science, everybody can have their own opinion!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
The center of the world is also very hot. That explains why I find lava when I dig down in Minecraft.
God particle over 3 years ago
I bet rat doesn’t have his shots yet
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Rat is confusing location and contents, or maybe physical and metaphorical. Maybe he and his feelings are mostly composed of iron and nickel. That would explain his personal magnetism.
old_geek over 3 years ago
Rat is mistaken. The center of the world consists of cats. And two year olds. I know. I can see that from my vantage point……The Center of the Universe.
onespiceybbw over 3 years ago
Nuh-uh!
theoldidahofox over 3 years ago
Sounds like Trump.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
This sounds very familiar.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Several million other millennials that will both agree and disagree with you. They understand the sentiment but think the center of the world is “them.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rat defended his mental fitness and boasted about his brains, saying he is “like, really smart” and “a very stable genius.”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
No. No you are not. And, no, you do not.
WilliamDoerfler over 3 years ago
Jam science right up your a**!
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Rat may not know much about geology, but he is on point about Rat and Rat-iness….
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Narcissists don’t do reality.
Tom in WV over 3 years ago
Pigs observation was iron-nickel, whereas Rat’s answer was ironical.
TSRaman over 3 years ago
The center of the world is mostly pig-iron.