Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2021

Scammers didn’t mess around in the Middle Ages

This message was brought to you by Huns Fix-a-Hole. No insurance? Pay in installments for low cash-like payments at a low 35.9% per annum interest.

Good thing it didn’t go through the window and smash the King.

Early Protection Racket

Isn’t Hun insurance pretty expensive?

This is the #1 complaint to the FCC…and so it is the most ignored. It doesn’t matter to the company mass-sending these out. Arrrrrrggggggggg!

No need to nag him though….

“We also, for a small extra fee, will provide wall and structure repair. Plus labor and materials that will be added in.”

Would’ve been even funnier if it was for homeowner’s insurance! :D

Is that a mouse hole under the throne?

BC had a joke about this in feb. I’ve started telling them about it when they call-you guys are so well known you’re showing up as a joke in the comics.

We can put a man on the moon but can’t stop telemarketers

Another plague for our time.

Is that literally serving the ball into the king’s court?

You know, I get very few of those…now the harassing spam calls from “Portfolio Recovery”, that’s a different story!

Should have gotten caller ID

Good thing the Huns don’t have this. Castle would be in ruins.

At least you can return fire. Hurry, don’t let them get away. Let there be BLOOD! …uh huh, tired of those callers, I am.

Some years ago when we bought a house in Connecticut the real estate guy told us we should buy insurance to protect our deed from claims by the local Pequot tribes. I told him not to worry. We can hold ’em off.

Extended warranty? Good luck finding them when you have a claim.

Huns have branched off into the automotive industry I see

WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

And that’s a good thing, why?

I hope that’s not a robot call.

Is anyone falling for the extended warranty scams? …i suppose there must be or they wouldn’t do them, but geesh

Fire it right back at him…

dont give them ideas!

There is a very special and hot place in hell for advertisers.

I got a call supposedly for a car warranty yesterday. A message actually. I didn’t answer it because it came from Argentina.

Nothing about the wall’s warranty??

One of the few forces which can pin the fink for good. Missed the target.

“Nice carriage you got there. Be a shame if something was to . . . happen to it, know what I mean?”

We need to find the servers where the robo-programs are controlled and send them a nice Tomahawk. Or a MOAB.