Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 12, 2021

I love Natasha and her gold stars. And Violet’s practical sneakiness.

Geeze those zombie rabbits can get kinda pushy.

Good idea, Vi!

Just lovin’ the shootin’ sounds: pew! pew! pew pew pew!

So their choice is the Green pill or the yellow pell? And Alice is coming in like Neo… Can they escape the Matrix?

We get confirmation that those yellow blocks are food pellets!

Just make sure you remember which pellets are which, girls.

KNOW ALL BY THESE PRESENTS

that

She-Who-Sways-The-Wide-World-With-A-Twitch-Of-Her-Whiskers

has, with

Wondrous Forbearance

Graciously Permitted

this regrettably inadequate universe and its insignificant denizens to sustain

Her

for a

NINTH

GLORIOUS

YEAR.

In recognition of this unearned benison, the aforementioned denizens are hereby required to demonstrate their

Overwhelming Gratitude

and

Heartfelt Fealty

in a tasteful and humble manner.

Defaulters will be noted in the records.

As performed by Karen Carpenter: Bless the Beasts and the Children

Free the mice and the rabbits!

For in the lab they have no voice,

They have no choice.

…….

Free the mice and the rabbits!

For out of doors’ where they should be,

They should be free!

…….

Open air, not glass cages should surround them!

Love and sun, let them both shine

All around them!

…….

Free the mice and the rabbits,

Let them be as is their norm,

In the wild, but safe from the storm!

…….

Open air, not glass cages should surround them!

Love and sun, let them both shine

All around them!

…….

Free the mice and the rabbits,

Let them be as is their norm,

In the wild, but safe from the storm!

Na Na Na Nah- Na Na Na Nah- Not Taking- That Pill Now! (Repeat 10 Million times, girls!)

The suspense is hilarious! So many zombie pellets so little time!

I hope they shoot one of the pill filled pellets into a scientists mouth. See how they like being a green zombie!

Losing me, alas.

So much to love today!!! The little mouse fangs! Panel 2’s double BORMH [Back of Robber Mouse Head]! The awesome plan to escape via slingshot and puzzle-solving! And my fave, the third panel dialogue, which would make a great classroom poster (or life motto), “I’m immune to peer pressure, but gold stars all around for trying!“ (pew, pew, pew).

I beg leave too send strokes to her lustrous fur.

Their escape is imminent!

Bleh! Stepped in it, cold, dark of the night horkage.

I now know who wrote the script on my graduate diploma. Lol

Update got a clean bill of health! And she loved riding in the car with nary a complaint. In a couple of weeks we will start her vaccines and today she gets to start meeting Database and Reboot without a screen in the way.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Elvis-Anum: Will you give me a paw with cataloging these classic titles, Bea?

Beatrixia: Sure. What do you need?

Elvis: I just need to sort out these titles for shelving.

Bea: Ooh, these are some of my favorites: The Carrots in the Rye, The Great Catsby, Frank and Stein.

Enter Queen Catshepsut the Golden

The Queen: Oh, I love to go through classic titles. Here’s Lousia Mew Alcat’s Little Girl Kittens

Enter Puckmosis:

Puckmosis: Here’s one I haven’t read in years: The Brothers Katamamazov! And Thomios will love this one: Cooking With the Grapes of Wrath.

Enter the Royal Procurers

Violet-Ifa: Here are a few more titles, but I won’t say where they came from.

Ta-Natash: This one brings back memories: How Green Was My Bunny!

hmm kinda like the covid shot… take the shot take the shot LOL

Go with the placebo effect

Okay. Not sure why, but TAKE PILL in Panel 2 reminds me of the final season Mythbusters episode, where Adam and Jamie were testing the wait time in supermarket checkout lines (individual line per register versus the single “snaking” line for the next open register). The supermarket was dubbed “THE MYTHBUSTORE”.

The labels on the canned produce (peas, corn, lentils, etc.) each had a picture of an “Angry Adam head” bursting through with a speech bubble saying EAT PEAS! or EAT LENTILS!

Oh noes. Those fiendish mad scientists. They is turning all the yummy little bunny rabbits into green zombie vegetables so that we cannot eats them anymore. Woe is we!

Entertaining cat music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXezLv_5RaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyyfgKQiRYw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBEami1qIg

Anyone else having withdrawal?? We haven’t seen the boys since the 2nd (except for Sundays)!! I mean, I’m enjoying the arc, but…..I miss my Lupin!! and Puck &Elvis of course too.

Something tells me it’s not easy being green …

Peer pressure. What my mom always said about that: “If your friends all jumped off a cliff, would you do that too!” Not really but well seriously if everyone else was doing something dumb would you do it too?

Say ‘No’ to drugs, kids.

Time to start executing the plan.

Remember, it’s all your default.

Their werezombie rabbits, Natasha.

Hmmmmm…I think they can fake the glassy stare & the licking, but not as for the green fur…maybe find a way to pulverize a green pill & roll in it (& remember NOT to lick it off afterwards)?

I honestly believe that Georgia could write the screenplay for Zombieland 3

They will escape in no time.