B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 06, 2021

He’s never had Carpal tunnel syndrome, either.

Snake, you are not responsible for things your ancestors did.

This usually goes the other way, but … “It’s a curse … and a blessing.”

Sure, blame it on the snake. It’s always someone else’s fault. “Eve said to.” Stop it. It’s “the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good & evil,” so you know you did it. Snakes & cats were revered by ancient shamans for keeping down vermin. Then new gods said old gods were naughty. Stop it.

“Argyle Sweater” uses the word reviled today. Coincidence? Of course it is.

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2021/11/06

The poor snake just can’t take a joke. But then he doesn’t have a leg you can pull either.

But how about callouses on the belly?

How do we know “the thing” involved an apple?

Plus, he was the inspiration for slinky

In other words, sheer jealousy.

So, not a boa constrictor.

Somebody had to take the rap. A good lawyer would have claimed that he was framed.

He could bring a class action suit but no lawyer will touch him.

Nothing good about snakes. Where is the big chick with the bat?

And he has never shaken hands with Joe Biden after he coughs a loogie into it.

Although, he has had a “hangtail”.

Snakes and spiders need a new PR agency.

Snakes. like bats. get a bad, totally undeserved, rep. . .

Life can be tough on snakes. For one thing, most snakes only have one functioning lung. There’s not room for two.

Be thankful who you are and not Who you could have been.

His whole body is a tunnel.

No hangnail, but he sheds his entire skin. Yearly? I don’t remember how often.

They slithered through our lawn when I was a boy … and ’WACK!!!" They should have stayed still.

I personally envy him regarding no CTS!!

It is all just a fairie story.

Count your blessings where you find them.

It wasn’t an apple

Snakes hold a very important place in any ecosystem they are part of… ;-)

Panel 2: Which never happened.

“…on thy belly shall thou crawl and dust shall thou eat…”