Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 30, 2021

He’s Brazilian.

“I would pay good karma not to know.”

I had to look up “manscaping”. Ooookay, then!

I don’t see the problem with Manscaping. I do so for the benefit of the Mrs., and she “womanscapes” for me. It all works out.

knowledge we did not wish to know

It may be small minded, back biting, petty gossip, but it’s enlightened small minded, back biting, petty gossip.

TMI

Reply: “You could benefit from a little manscaping yourself.”

If it’s perfect for display, don’t cover it in hair.

Speaking of which, anyone tried their products? I’m trying to go for that “monk” feel

Not a fool that monk.. he has been peeking and knows a sure bet.

Don’t knock it ’til you try it.

TMI

Just like our lawn, we let it grow wild.

And I don’t want to see the other two guru’s “manbeards”.

Hairy Krishna… Hairy Krishna…

Hairy knuckles?

Quick get the brain bleach!

Shows off his manly dimple.

So what if he does?

Don’t understand why our society is so into the pre-pubescent look. I love a hairy man.